[S4B]

Happy Birthday for tomorrow Mr Boboff. Hope the bum weeing has stopped long enough for you to enjoy yourself a little bit. xx

[Sunny So Cal]

Ha. That is a good birthday wish! Happy birthday, bob. Hope you're feeling better and that you have a lovely day and a happy new year. xx

[foot-loose]

Was it not his birthday a few months ago? Are we sure he doesn't keep changing it?

[S4B]

This is his official birthday on Facebook, I think this one is right and real. If not then I hope his bum wee continues throughout 2009!

[Sunny So Cal]

Ha! "Your birthday is incorrect? I curse you with a year of bum wee!" And to think, some say we're an unpleasant lot.

[S4B]

Is it incorrect then Sunny?

[Sunny So Cal]

Only some, S4. Only some.

[S4B]

What?! Is tomorrow his birthday or not?

[Sunny So Cal]

I've no idea. I'm really not God, you know.

[Yudster]

Boboff I will love you whether it is your birthday or not. Although if you still have the bum wee I will love you from a safe distance if its all the same to you.

[Munki Bhoy]

If tomorrow is your birthday, I wish you good health and many happy returns. If not, I merely wish you freedom from the bum wee.

[Boboff]

Yes today it is, it was Bagfer with 2

Happy New Year from me !

[Yudster]

Yay the red beard is back! Happy birthday gorgeous.

[Andy B]

Happy Birthday Cat!

[tina11]

Many happy returns Mr Off.

[Sunny So Cal]

Aww, bob, I love the beard! You'd make a cracking pirate! But what's that wetness all over your jumper sleeves? Still suffering from the bum wee?

[Ezza]

Happy Birthday!

[Boboff]

Aww, bob, I love the beard! You'd make a cracking pirate! But what's that wetness all over your jumper sleeves? Still suffering from the bum wee?

Ah thank you. The Beard has retired again, it gets too a point where I just want to feel clean.

The wetness on the sleeves is Lychee's juice, honest !

Birthday was poor, in that I didn't like what Mrs B got me, or it didn't work, I was punished for my ingratitude with 12 hours of Nausea, heartburn and wicked indigestion, only shifted after midnight with two doses of Andrews Liver Salts and the biggest belch EVER! Rounded the night of with a 3a.m. chunder which had it's own seismic reading. After that though, I have felt great, and normal. Back out in the fields today, which is lush.

GET A BLOG, yes I know, sorry.

[Yudster]

You blog away right here Boboff, its only boring people like me who need to keep all that crap elsewhere.

[Sunny So Cal]

Ah thank you. The Beard has retired again, it gets too a point where I just want to feel clean.

The wetness on the sleeves is Lychee's juice, honest !

I'm sorry to hear that the beard is gone! It was wicked but I can understand how it would get old fast. I'll take your word for the lychee juice.

[Munki Bhoy]

There's something contradictory about hating shaving but not liking how itchy beards get. I hate that bit of my life. How come no one has invented something decent for face shaving like they have for women's legs? The soft razor, creams that get rid of hair, that big word I can't remember right now which seems to stop the hair coming back for weeks...

Maybe I'm just looking for some kind of Star Trek like low power phaser.

[ladbroke]

that big word I can't remember right now which seems to stop the hair coming back for weeks....

Electrolysis? Bloody expensive I think, plus a tad painful.

[foot-loose]

You have hair on the back of your knees? You are a dogchild.

[Munki Bhoy]

that big word I can't remember right now which seems to stop the hair coming back for weeks....

Electrolysis? Bloody expensive I think, plus a tad painful.

I'm sure there's another word beginning with E actually, that's much cheaper.

I could be talking bollocks though.

[Munki Bhoy]

An Epilator. You'd think I'd know by now, Google is always your friend...