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By MK Chris
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Haha - * a pier would be quite difficult (without getting splinters.) * on a pier, however, is possibly a different matter.

And now that I was wrong about my assumption with the pensioner thing, clearly I'm going to be in trouble when Sunny So Cal drags herself out of bed.
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By Zoot
#371872
Topher wrote: clearly I'm going to be in trouble when Sunny So Cal drags herself out of bed.

And I want a front row seat!
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By Boboff
#371874
Topher wrote:Haha - * a pier would be quite difficult (without getting splinters.) * on a pier, however, is possibly a different matter.

And now that I was wrong about my assumption with the pensioner thing, clearly I'm going to be in trouble when Sunny So Cal drags herself out of bed.


Indeed, where as I have been nice, if saying your would like to do jiggy jiggy with someone you have never met and who lives 4000 miles away is being nice.

You are so in trouble Tofeey Woofey.
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By Sunny So Cal
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Topher wrote:And now that I was wrong about my assumption with the pensioner thing, clearly I'm going to be in trouble when Sunny So Cal drags herself out of bed.


Ha. Shut the * up.
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By foot-loose
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dimtimjim wrote:I tried necrofyllia once.... it was dead boring. :?

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I nearly did my bondage / necrophilia joke there, but after a quick search - ive already told it three times. And Zoot told it once. (And apparently, Sidders is into beastiality)
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By Munki Bhoy
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Topher wrote:Haha - * a pier would be quite difficult (without getting splinters.) * on a pier, however, is possibly a different matter.


There's always the pier at Western Super Mare. If you're lucky, it might even still be warm.
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By Andy B
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I can highly recommend underneath the pier in Portsmouth. Obviously South Parade pier not Clarence pier, that would be stupid. Sadly all the clubs have closed in that area so if you're on a night out my advice would be to get a taxi there as you'd be knackered and sober by the time you got there. And if you got a taxi then you might as well just go home unless you've got a thing for al-fresco jiggy jiggy beneath 19thC maritime architechture.
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By dimtimjim
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foot-loose wrote:
dimtimjim wrote:I tried necrofyllia once.... it was dead boring. :?

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(And apparently, Sidders is into beastiality)


Pah, who isn't...... Its soooooooooo 2009...!