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By Uglybob
#37297
I know its not even the middle of November but the Daily Star today already had their mitts on the current schedule. The film premieres this year are

BBC - The Mummy
BBC - Stuart Little
BBC - Billy Elliott
BBC - Toy Story 2
BBC - Thomas Crown Affair
ITV - Sixth Sense
Channel 4 - Blair Witch Project
Channel 4 - Austin Powers 2
Five - Gladiator
Five - Erin Brokovich
Five - Snatch

I think Five will be the surprise winner at Xmas. That is unless they put on a Night Fever special. There will be more Celeb Millionaire specials. The follow up to the Robbie the Reindeer animation will be called Legends of the Lost Tribe with the main character voiced by Ardal O Hanlon with Ricky Gervais, Paul Whitehouse, Jeff Goldblum and Alistair McGowan providing ample backup.
Robbie Williams father will be featured in a Five Documentary along with never before seen footage of embarrasing Robbie home videos.
By David
#37299
I am just looking forward to Only Fools And Horses.
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By Uglybob
#37300
Do you never get sick of it. I think its force fed into you. The endless repeats take away from it. I know this one is new but they ran out of funny lines and ideas a long time ago and are simply there to beat Millionaire in the ratings.
By Everlast
#37301
Last years christmas episode with Jonathon Ross was rubbish in my opinion
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#37311
Blair Witch was on Channel 4 the other week wasnt it? Anyway from what i see channel 5 have the films on i'd rather watch although toy story 2 will be a definite...
By Benjoo
#37314
its five for me this crimbo
By David
#37322
I could watch Only Fools And Horses over and over again (infact I have) and I still find it hilarious.
By Bridgie
#37325
yeah ive seen fools and horses so many times and i still think theyre funny.

another program i can watch over and over is porridge. dont know why. i always find it hilarious though.
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By Nablo.
#37327
Damn seen everything thats on over Christmas :cry:
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By Gigglyboots
#37332
I have seen the most of it, but I mean around Christmas all I do is watch telly because its too cold to leave the house, lol.
By Bridgie
#37348
its not fair. christmas just isnt as special as when i was little. i hate the fact that i dont care about it anymore :(
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#37350
i agree with that totally. you need to like hire little children so you can see their excitement its the only fun left in christmas now.....
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By Gigglyboots
#37352
Hire meeeee.Ok don't that sounds bad, but I am one of them ones that gets too excited over Christmas because ah I just do.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#37353
remember folks children are for life not just for christmas....
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By Sidders
#37355
Last years chrismas was the worst I've ever had. All the pubs are closed and it's just boring.

The christmas Fools and Horses last year was pretty crap, it would have been better if BBC and ITV came to an agreement on using Millionaire but they didn't. The Jonathon Ross idea was crap IMO. However, I have every episode on VHS and I still find them as funny now as I did the first time I saw them.

Oh yeah, Blair witch project was on channel 4 a few weeks ago. And Gladiator is one of the best films ever made.
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By Uglybob
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Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:i agree with that totally. you need to like hire little children so you can see their excitement its the only fun left in christmas now.....


The majority of shops dont play Gary Glitters Rock N Roll Christmas, a shame as its one of the better ones.
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By Gigglyboots
#37381
You get that Christmas time, mistletoe and wine, children singing......

Aargh!
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By Chief Erf
#37413
ill watch five and itv this christmas

I hate ITV
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By magenta
#37428
OHHHH I wish it could be Xmas, everydaaaaay!

My mum met Roy Wood in a club or similar when she was younger, & they were "penpals" for some time, although I suspect that something more happened! This means that every Xmas is an ideal opportunity to do some winding up, & my dad always seems to get agitated about it.

8)
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#37429
yeah i bet he said he was roy wood but he was some dirty wino with carrots in his beard
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By Uglybob
#37430
Magenta

"I know Roy Wood and me too"

Pun of the week
By David
#37436
The thing I find about christmas is, you wait absoutly ages for it to arrive, and to be truthful Christmas day itself is a big anti climax.

I prefer the run up to christmas more than I do the actual day.

The best thing about Christmas is Radio One playing A Fairytale Of New York, the better never stop doing that.

David
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By Gigglyboots
#37447
Yep, everyones so happy about Christmas, but the day itself is just presents. I remember listening to Stanta last year, :) And oooh everyones just so cheerful, its lovely.

But the best bit is the shopping of course!

Sat and today are up