[Andy B]

He looks like he's enjoying himself. And I can't be the only one thinking it but look at his ears. Are you sure Gary Linnekar's not the father?

I'm also jealous of that cake. It has carriages and everything!

[Zoot]

Toph - the cake looks (looked - i'm sure it's all gone now...) amazing! Do you feel broody? I went to my cousins little-ones 2nd Birthday yesterday and we both left wanting one.

Andy B - mate, that was a dickish comment, we can't all look as handsome and rugged as you you know.

[MK Chris]

Ah, she's a talented woman my mother.

[Bonanzoid]

*resists childish comment*

[MK Chris]

A few more from my mum's camera:

[Andy B]

Actually I can see a sort of family resemblence there. Not just the hair but I think he's got the same eyes as you.

Zoot - it's been ages since anyone said I was ruggishly handsome. I'm grinning like a Cheshire Cat now!

He has got big sticky outy ears though. There's no denying it.

[MK Chris]

Poor sod looks more like his dad than anyone else.

The fact he still has very little hair makes his ears appear bigger too.

[MK Chris]

Also (I meant to put this in the last post but forgot, sorry), I have a loverly toasty warm flat after finally working out (with Boboff's assistance) how to use my storage heaters.

[Munki Bhoy]

Lucky you, my heating's bollocksed. My dad's trying to fix it now. We've replaced bits of the pipe and the pump already and it's marginally better than it was. He's hunting for blockages now.

I'm here to keep out of the way.

[Andy B]

Of course his ears will eventually get better, ears change the least from when we are born so his ears are almost the same size as when be will be 50. Or something like that anyway.

As for the storage heaters, rather you than me. My mate's got em and he says they are a right pain in the arse. You have my sympathy on that one but at least your flat is nice and warm. I have a 3 storey (if you count the dungeon) castle to heat and if the heating has been off it takes forever to hear up. Stil rather that than bloody storage heaters.

[Sunny So Cal]

So, Munki, did it finally get fixed then?

Wait, someone called AndyB ruggedly handsome? I better go read the previous page. Ha.

[foot-loose]

The fact he still has very little hair makes his ears appear bigger too.

You picking him up by them doesn't do much good either though

[Munki Bhoy]

So, Munki, did it finally get fixed then?

It's been knackered since Thursday, so I'm guessing there was a bit of ice in the pipes. They're all toasty warm again now. I might sleep better tonight!

[Sunny So Cal]

Oh, good. Take your dad out in a day or two as a huge thank you.

[Yudster]

My only-just-iver-a-year-old-and-therefore-out-of-warranty washing machine stopped in mid cucle yesterday and wouldn't do anything further. Simply refused.

This morning - I got out the user manual (you can tell I don't have a penis can't you) and did an emergency drain, then isolated the drain pump system, took it apart, cleaned it, put it back together - and it works again.

I feel slightly less useless today than I have been doing.

[MK Chris]

Woo, well done!

For the record, I do 'RTFM' if I need to.

[Boboff]

Thats funny, in our house Mrs Boboff also takes the drain out and cleans it. I just say the washing machine has stopped working, can you fix it. Every other item in the house I will fix, but not that one, I think women have a huge emotional attachment to the washing machine.

[MK Chris]

Ha. My mum did all the cooking, cleaning, fixing and general DIY in our house when my dad was here. My dad used the excuse that 'he worked shifts'.

Mind you, we helped out with the washing up and stuff, but my dad did bugger all.

[Yudster]

I think women have a huge emotional attachment to the washing machine.

I think you might be right. I'm not at all sure its healthy actually.

[Andy B]

I do all the laundry in our house. Mrs B just plays laundry Lottery I.e. Kick as much stuff as you can in. Put in a pound of washing powder then pick a letter at random. I'm not so good with the Tumble Dryer though. So far 3 of her jumpers now look like they could fit Joel. I told her it's her fault for buying the wrong sort of clothes.

[MK Chris]

Be honest - you shrunk them on purpose didn't you?

[Munki Bhoy]

I always RTFM. Clearly my penis is tiny.

Actually, I'm also a great believer in GIYF. That's "Google Is Your Friend" before anyone suspects I'm shagging grannies and typoed.

[Boboff]

I always read the manual too. Can't see the point in not doing it, although in many instances the instructions do only serve to confuse.

Not sure why that means I am not well endowed, but I've had no complaints Darlin'

[TIAL]

Broken Picture Telephone is making me laugh today.
It's basically Chinese Whispers but with alternating pictures and words.
A great timewaster!
http://www.brokenpicturetelephone.com/instructions

[Sunny So Cal]

I think women have a huge emotional attachment to the washing machine.

I think you might be right. I'm not at all sure its healthy actually.

He's right.

my penis is tiny.

Bless.