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By MK Chris
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Watch out all your bastards who don't like me.
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By Yudster
#374591
Baby Yudster wrote a poem at school last term and its going to be published in a book of children's poetry. Aint that nice?!
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By MK Chris
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Yudster wrote:Baby Yudster wrote a poem at school last term and its going to be published in a book of children's poetry. Aint that nice?!

That's cracking! I assume that in order to read it, we will need to purchase the book when it comes out? Any ideas when that'll be and what it'll be called?
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By SAV1OUR
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He's been giving updates on his new bid for TV stardom via Twitter, looks as though they're commited to making an impact with a fancy trailer for the show, at channel 4.
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By Munki Bhoy
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I have had a good few vodkas today. It's been a surprisingly good day, what with the funeral of my nana and all. It was an excellent humanist service. And it was good to actually have time to sit and talk and get to know some of my family properly. Just a pity these occasions need to happen before we get the chance.

Next one better be a wedding.
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By Andy B
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My brother in law wrote his car off today. Driving back to his parents' house where they don't have proper roads he skidded on some ice and the car spun out into a hedge and landed on it's side apparently. The first thing he did was put his hazzard lights on! Then he climbs out of the passenger window and pushes the car onto it's wheels (he drives a Ka and wears vests like that guy out of Eastenders, a closet case if ever I saw one). The car starts but understandably the wheels are a bit buggered and make a sort of scraping sound when he turns so he drives very slowly till he get's to his parent's place as he wasn't too far away at this point. He makes it to theirs and parks the car. How did he write it off though?

He forgot to put the hand brake on so when he closed the boot after getting his stuff out it rolled down their driveway and smashed into their gate and took out the main garden wall!

Yes I know he was probably in shock but still didn't stop me calling him a total twat!

Oh the epilogue to this story should go in the "annoying you" section but until he can get a new car his parents are giving him their Lexus....bastard!
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By Andy B
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Not as far as I know. It is great though. You couldn't make it up.
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By Zoot
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boboff wrote:That is well funny. Like a sketch show. Did he trip whilst showering and burn his Bum also?


No, that'll be me.
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By Andy B
#374708
PiP never really took off over here did it. I really like it though.
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Zoot wrote:
boboff wrote:That is well funny. Like a sketch show. Did he trip whilst showering and burn his Bum also?


No, that'll be me.


No. No. You didn't trip.
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By Bonanzoid
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Our shower is working! Turns out it wasn't tobacco blocking it, it was * hair! At least it can't have been mine seeing as I moved in 4 days ago! The tobacco was just a really unfortunate side-effect.
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By Yudster
#374803
Mr Muscle clears all.
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By Yudster
#374805
You can call me Betty. Oh hang on...........
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By Andy B
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You just keep me hanging on.
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