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By Yudster
#377142
Andy B wrote:I'm going to V festival. Hooray. Chelmsford. Weekend camping. Loads of mates going too.

Thats the first time I've ever heard anyone happy at the prospect of going to Chelmsford.
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By Andy B
#377147
Yes but I'm not actually going to be IN chelmsford, just the V festival bit. I won't have to mix with the ordinary people.
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By foot-loose
#377152
Sunny So Cal wrote:
foot-loose wrote:I can see him in a firemans uniform. 8)


Aww bless. So can I. But not in that same pervy way as you meant. The boy's 12 or something.

Topher wrote:Yep.. he's 12 and applying to be a fireman.

I lolled there. Proper lollage.

Yudster wrote:That kind of activity knd of makes a nonsense of the idea that its important to wash your hands after you go to the toilet. Either that, or the people that do it get sick regularly.

A little fairy (!) told me that cling film makes things ... better. I wouldn't know of course.



I also see from this thread that feltching has featured in two places on this forum today. How romantic.
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By Yudster
#377154
Cling film has many uses - in fact its hard to know what on earth I did before it was invented. But I'm unconvinced it has any place in sexual activity, deviant or otherwise.
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By Yudster
#377157
No, anything I can think of is just far too creepy.
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By Yudster
#377162
Very definitely absolutely totally completely and without doubtedly - NOT. Unless you're trying to get pregnant, in which case, knock yourself out.
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By foot-loose
#377163
Yudster wrote:Unless you're trying to get pregnant, in which case, knock yourself out.

Up here in Scotchland, they complain when we knock them out.

You Engerlish must have some strange practises.
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By MK Chris
#377177
To quote a member of this forum who doesn't visit any more.. meh its no 'munging'.
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By C-Kay
#377188
Andy B wrote:Yes but I'm not actually going to be IN chelmsford, just the V festival bit. I won't have to mix with the ordinary people.


:(

Steer clear of the Westlands estate, you'll get shot walking through there.
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foot-loose wrote:
Sunny So Cal wrote:
foot-loose wrote:I can see him in a firemans uniform. 8)


Aww bless. So can I. But not in that same pervy way as you meant. The boy's 12 or something.

Topher wrote:Yep.. he's 12 and applying to be a fireman.

I lolled there. Proper lollage.


Ha. So did I.
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By Yudster
#377254
Everyone getting to the top of Kilimanjaro is making me smile today.
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By MK Chris
#377293
I looked after Joel this morning. On my own! I loved it.
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By Yudster
#377319
I bet his mum loved that you loved it too!
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By Andy B
#377343
Listening to Take That in the taxi on the way home and singing "Dave spoke to me...On Monday!"
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By Andy B
#377365
Um whenever I sent the message. I didn't leave work till about 4 this morning.
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