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Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380079

By Zoot - Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:31 am

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:31 am #380079

Right, every over day scientists decide that something else is bad for us and is going to kill us, earlier this week it was red meat, this week is...

Hot tea will give you cancer
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090327/tuk ... dbed5.html

This thread will become a 'public service postboard' just so everyone knows what else to avoid and live their lives wrapped in cotton wool.

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380089

By Andy B - Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:56 am

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:56 am #380089

But cold tea won't?

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Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380091

By Zoot - Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:59 am

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:59 am #380091

Apparently not.

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380093

By MK Chris - Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:02 am

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:02 am #380093

I love Private Fraser, though not as much as Jones.

Apparently if I go to Beachy Head and jump off, I don't stand much chance of coming out alive.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380104

By Bruvva - Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:30 am

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:30 am #380104

Andy B wrote:But cold tea won't?

Nope, adding milk to it reduces the temperature to a point where there's no risk apparently. It's just these weird types who drink tea with no milk that are at risk, and who'd miss them?

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380105

By Blinko Glick - Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:29 am

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:29 am #380105

Dec 21st 2012 guys.
We've got just under 4 years.

http://www.surviving-nibiru.com/

There's piskies up to Dartymoor, An' tidden gude yew zay there bain't.

Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380109

By Munki Bhoy - Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:09 pm

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:09 pm #380109

Can we just call this thread "Duck and cover"?

foot-loose wrote:Big * or no *, no "lol's" allowed. NEVA!

Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380116

By S4B - Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:27 pm

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:27 pm #380116

Sorry Zoot but I couldn't ignore this any more! I did try! Honest! I do love you!

Zoot wrote:Right, every over day

?????

Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380122

By Johnny 1989 - Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:49 pm

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:49 pm #380122

Blinko Glick wrote:Dec 21st 2012 guys.
We've got just under 4 years.

http://www.surviving-nibiru.com/

That sounds a bit like the Doctor Who Story "The Tenth Planet" Where a planet returns to our obrit with Cybermen in tow, who threaten to destroy the Earth :roll:

Apparently the Earth has been "ending" every year since 1985.

Regards, Johnny 1989

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Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380127

By jocky85 - Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:21 pm

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:21 pm #380127

Johnny 1989 wrote:Apparently the Earth has been "ending" every year since 1985.

Since I was born then!

Stay safe. Word up. And avoid the drizzle

Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380144

By Zoot - Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:38 pm

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:38 pm #380144

S4B wrote:Sorry Zoot but I couldn't ignore this any more! I did try! Honest! I do love you!

Zoot wrote:Right, every over day
?????

* sake...

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380145

By S4B - Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:44 pm

- Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:44 pm #380145

hahaha! couldn't resist. Do love ya though xx

Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380267

By Andy B - Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:50 pm

- Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:50 pm #380267

How on earth are bananas and apples a cancer risk. I hate it when statistics say "Eating Cabbage on Tuesdays doubles your risk of cancer!" when they mean it jumps from 0.02% to 0.04% added risk.

Everything gives you cancer or heart disease or a brain anyeurism or syphallis.

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Doomed, we're Doomed!!!#380314

By Johnny 1989 - Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:41 pm

- Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:41 pm #380314

Andy B wrote:How on earth are bananas and apples a cancer risk. I hate it when statistics say "Eating Cabbage on Tuesdays doubles your risk of cancer!" when they mean it jumps from 0.02% to 0.04% added risk.

Everything gives you cancer or heart disease or a brain anyeurism or syphallis.

Basically everything you eat or drink will kill you anyway so sod it and enjoy :lol:

Regards, Johnny 1989

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