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By Yudster
#381409
foot-loose wrote:He's gay.

Gays have style.

They do. And sometimes its really really funny.
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By Zoot
#381564
Slightly off topic, but...
My (future) mother in-law bought me a telescope for my Birthday, and very late Sunday night I was out in the car park looking at the moon. Well, it turns out my gay neighbour who lives in the barn opposite with the bedroom backdoor facing the car park had a gentleman guest that night. They must of got quite hot in the bedroom at one point because they opened the door to let some air in...
I'm telling you, I didn't need the telescope to get a shot of Saturns double Rings that night...
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By Yudster
#381618
*shoots foot-loose*
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By foot-loose
#381622
OW!

*stumbles to the dungeon, blood pissing everywhere*

FRED!

*watches Fred stand up, put on his bowler hat, pick the gun up, push the goat out the way*

Fred: "I was wondering when you would come to release me"
Me: "Just shoot the b*nt!"
Fred: "S4B is it?"
Me: "No - the other one!"
Fred: "Ahh... does she still smell of wee?"
Me: "We don't talk about it now..."

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I got all nostalgic writing that. I bet 90% of the board don't understand it either.
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By Zoot
#381624
foot-loose wrote:I got all nostalgic writing that. I bet 90% of the board don't understand it either.


And I'm strangely proud to be one of the 10%

Bless Fred.
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By foot-loose
#381628
TIAL wrote:Proud to be one of the 90%. The lack of rational explanation makes it strangely amusing.

You should. You were about at the time. Goats, bints, shootings, Fred. The only thing missing is a trout.
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By Yudster
#381691
He missed me. I'm hungry.
By Ezza
#381725
Yay, I'm part of the 10%. That did make me smile Foots.