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#382091
nicola_red wrote:
foot-loose wrote:Oi. Less of the "every".:lol:


oh yeah...well, every straight boy!
:) Well then munki, PM me your email address and it'll be on its way. It's a bank holiday, I've been at work 9 hours and had three coffees, so I'm feeling a bit giddy.


I'm straight, I haven't had it :lol:
#382136
Haha, you started nothing, just joined in! Johnny, PM me an email address and I can send it you. S4B, I can get yours off your bookface page. Not sure if I should feel wrong about doing it on Easter Sunday... :)
#382211
catherine wrote:
foot-loose wrote:Paisley is shit these days. Too many bams.

Glasgow > Paisley.


I knew a guy from Paisley, he drove an ice cream van and got fined for selling single cigarettes from it. He also rented porn from it.


That's a story from "That Peter Kay Thing" :lol:
#382240
catherine wrote:
foot-loose wrote:Paisley is shit these days. Too many bams.

Glasgow > Paisley.


I knew a guy from Paisley, he drove an ice cream van and got fined for selling single cigarettes from it. He also rented porn from it.

Hamish, who ran the ice cream van outside my old secondary school, got fined for selling drugs and cigarettes to the kids at lunchtime. I only had £1 mixes off him though and I was really pissed off if they didn't have a smiley in them.
#382243
There was an I've cream van used to come by my house in Nottingham that was an entire shop. Fags, milk, bread, pringles, choccy biccies etc... It was brilliant. Everywhere should have that.
#382268
No it was real and it was great. It was so handy. I always got my fags and milk from it. Only 2 pint thingys but it came in useful when you needed a cuppa.
#382308
Munki Bhoy wrote:What's an ice cream van? Is that like the chip van but for ice cream? What a strange concept. What would they do with the deep fat fryers?


Ice cream fritters of course!
Mmm, Ice cream fritters....
#382314
charlalottie wrote:This may be a stupid question, but could a deep fry a Magnum? Yes the ice cream would/should met, but that's what they said about mars bars.


The trick is young Lottie, is that you coat it thickly in batter and flash fry it at a very high temperature and take it out before the heat reaches the ice cream.