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#383695
Munki Bhoy wrote:For the win. Another one of those geeky acronyms I'm not a fan of.


Oi! Not 'geeky acronyms', remember? For starters it's an initialisation, not an acronym, but it's also got nothing to do with being a geek.
#383696
Munki Bhoy wrote:I'd pump the lot of ye. CM.net orgy ftw. lol!


and I thought I was the only one *sob*
#383720
Geez, my comment got analysed to death. I didn't realise we were meant to take the thread seriously. I thought the use of LOL gave it away too.

Anyway, I wouldn't actually pump anyone here. You're all fatties apparently and I'm as shallow as an Ethiopian puddle.
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By S4B
#383735
charlalottie wrote:Firstly, there's nothing boring about playing scrabble with me.
Secondly, I'd probably do most of you. After those "I have never" chats in the chat room, there's a lot of expertise to be shared.


I'd forgotten about the "I have never" chats.

Oh and I do enjoy playing scrabble with you Lottie I just wish I had a life as well.
#383744
S4B wrote:I need love! I'm trying to lose weight and feel miserable about myself and my life. For starters I'm having to play Scrabble with C-Kay, Lottie and Bruvva FOR FUN!!! Give me love!!! And a life!


Fine, i'll take my Scrabble elsewhere :(
#383771
nicola_red wrote:
Munki Bhoy wrote:I'd pump the lot of ye. CM.net orgy ftw. lol!


and I thought I was the only one *sob*


*offers a shoulder to cry on*
#383785
S4B wrote:I'd forgotten about the "I have never" chats.


I remember them - I also remember having very little to say in them.
#383794
Munki Bhoy wrote:I wouldn't actually pump anyone here. You're all fatties apparently and I'm as shallow as an Ethiopian puddle.


that's fine then. FINE.

lima eel wrote:
nicola_red wrote:
Munki Bhoy wrote:I'd pump the lot of ye. CM.net orgy ftw. lol!


and I thought I was the only one *sob*


*offers a shoulder to cry on*


thanks lima. see, someone cares!
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By Zoot
#383798
nicola_red wrote:
Munki Bhoy wrote:I wouldn't actually pump anyone here. You're all fatties apparently and I'm as shallow as an Ethiopian puddle.


that's fine then. FINE.




Aww, If it makes you feel better, I'd pork you Nick!

(Actually, maybe that should be 'I'd vegetarian pork substitute you Nick"...)
#383882
lima eel wrote:I know............... we are sweet, caring, loving and * horny, now get your * knickers off.

Please. Get your * knickers off "please".

Just cos you're horny doesn't mean you have to stop being polite.

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#383885
lima eel wrote:I know............... we are sweet, caring, loving and * horny, now get your * knickers off.


Sweet and caring is nice. Loving might be a bit much tho, I'm deciding who to shag, not marry. Also foots is right :)
#383903
I never say please. I'm too used to having my instructions obeyed.
#383911
foot-loose wrote:
lima eel wrote:I know............... we are sweet, caring, loving and * horny, now get your * knickers off.

Please. Get your * knickers off "please".

Just cos you're horny doesn't mean you have to stop being polite.

8)

nicola_red wrote:
lima eel wrote:I know............... we are sweet, caring, loving and * horny, now get your * knickers off.


Sweet and caring is nice. Loving might be a bit much tho, I'm deciding who to shag, not marry. Also foots is right :)


Your both right, I must remember my * manners.

Now, please get your * knickers off!
#383925
Andy B wrote:I never say please. I'm too used to having my instructions obeyed.

That will be why your girlfriend hasn't shagged you in years.
#383928
Haha, I was waiting for Yudster to see that post.
#383935
You weren't waiting as long as Andy has waited for - never mind.
#383944
Beadle Poke wrote:Nik, give us a flash of your boobs love!


haha, for you? I think not.

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