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Swine Flu then#384367

By Bruvva - Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:22 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:22 am #384367

Can you get oinkment for it?

Is making puns about a pandemic a bit near the knuckle? Do you have to draw a loin somewhere?

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Swine Flu then#384368

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:46 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:46 am #384368

Huh. People who hog the pig puns are boaring!

Re: Swine Flu then#384370

By Andy B - Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:29 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:29 am #384370

See when I first glanced at this I thought it said Swine Flu Man Dem. I thought you were starting a new London Gang and wanted us to be in it. Foots could be our ruby.

I'm sure it's not that serious anyway. Snout to worry about.

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Swine Flu then#384373

By Zoot - Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:44 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:44 am #384373

You're all off your trotters you guys.

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Swine Flu then#384374

By Bruvva - Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:51 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:51 am #384374

Some of these puns are a bit ham fisted.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Swine Flu then#384375

By Zoot - Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:56 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:56 am #384375

Bruvva wrote:Some of these puns are a bit ham fisted.

There snout need to be so sow faced about it Bruv, you started the thread so don't pork your finger at us!

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Swine Flu then#384376

By Bruvva - Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:05 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:05 am #384376

Stop swining. You know they're offal.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Swine Flu then#384378

By Zoot - Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:08 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:08 am #384378

Stop hogging all the best puns Bruv

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Swine Flu then#384383

By Bruvva - Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:15 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:15 am #384383

No, I'm going to grab them all and leave you with nothing, not a sausage.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Swine Flu then#384386

By Yudster - Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:18 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:18 am #384386

Bacon.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Swine Flu then#384388

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:21 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:21 am #384388

Some of these puns are crackling.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Swine Flu then#384389

By Zoot - Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:22 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:22 am #384389

Tusk tusk, I didn't think i'd Suidae when you were such a selfish boar

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Swine Flu then#384391

By Boboff - Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:34 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:34 am #384391

I would play, but I could knock the Gloucester Old Spots off of these Puns. You all seem to Kune Kune to play the Durox, well except for Yuds, she's a Babe.

Re: Swine Flu then#384394

By Yudster - Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:44 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:44 am #384394

Boboff wins. Hams down.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Swine Flu then#384395

By Zoot - Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:46 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:46 am #384395

I can't decide who's better out of Boboff and Bruvva. I'm such a piggy in the middle.

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Swine Flu then#384396

By Yudster - Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:51 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:51 am #384396

Boboff is the silk purse that you can't make out of the Bruvva sow's ear.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Swine Flu then#384398

By Yudster - Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:13 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:13 am #384398

No more to offer? Come on people, chop chop.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Swine Flu then#384399

By Zoot - Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:16 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:16 am #384399

I fear I have nothing else left thats up to scratch(ings)

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Swine Flu then#384400

By Bruvva - Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:19 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:19 am #384400

I think we've gone the whole hog and have nothing more to offer.

I'll go and watch for updates on Sty News.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Swine Flu then#384401

By Yudster - Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:20 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:20 am #384401

You just want to wallow in the tabloid style misery and stick your face in the trough of sensationalist reporting.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Swine Flu then#384405

By Bruvva - Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:45 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:45 am #384405

Shame it's not horse flu...Then I could say that the End is Neigh.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Swine Flu then#384410

By Boboff - Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:27 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:27 am #384410

Or Tortoise Flu, then we would all be domed.

Re: Swine Flu then#384420

By Zoot - Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:58 am

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:58 am #384420

Or fish flu, the Foot-loose would be in his halibut

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Swine Flu then#384423

By Munki Bhoy - Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:05 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:05 pm #384423

Every flu I ever get is swine flu to me. Most folk lose their appetite when they're ill. Not me, I eat like a pig.

That's not a pun, just a fact.

foot-loose wrote:Big * or no *, no "lol's" allowed. NEVA!

Re: Swine Flu then#384424

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:06 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:06 pm #384424

I've never had flu in my life.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

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