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Re: Swine Flu then#384445

By Yudster - Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:00 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:00 pm #384445

Swine flu is clearly a related strain to Man flu. Same species after all.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Swine Flu then#384446

By Ed Pummelon - Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:01 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:01 pm #384446

Papa's got a brand new pig bug.

Re: Swine Flu then#384457

By S4B - Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:17 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:17 pm #384457

Yudster wrote:Swine flu is clearly a related strain to Man flu. Same species after all.

My god Yuds, I really lolled at that! Had a pig of a day today but I won't boar you all with it.

Re: Swine Flu then#384472

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:46 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:46 pm #384472

Zoot. *hugs*

What's wrong with you today? Everything ok? Normally I can rely on you to look after the puns in my absense, however:

foot-loose wrote:Huh. People who hog the pig puns are boaring!

Zoot wrote:Stop hogging all the best puns Bruv

Zoot wrote:you were such a selfish boar

AND

Zoot wrote:Or fish flu, the Foot-loose would be in his halibut

Did you just replace the word "element" for "halibut"? :lol:

Or have I just gone hard of herring?

S4B wrote:Had a pig of a day today but I won't boar you all with it.

*slap*

Re: Swine Flu then#384474

By DannyBoy - Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:48 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:48 pm #384474

Hamtastic

bald as in slaphead as in no hair?

Re: Swine Flu then#384481

By S4B - Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:13 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:13 pm #384481

foot-loose wrote:Zoot. *hugs*

What's wrong with you today? Everything ok? Normally I can rely on you to look after the puns in my absense, however:

foot-loose wrote:Huh. People who hog the pig puns are boaring!

Zoot wrote:Stop hogging all the best puns Bruv

Zoot wrote:you were such a selfish boar

AND

Zoot wrote:Or fish flu, the Foot-loose would be in his halibut

Did you just replace the word "element" for "halibut"?

Or have I just gone hard of herring?

S4B wrote:Had a pig of a day today but I won't boar you all with it.

*slap*

Err "Absence" not "absense" don't worry I won't rib you too much about it

Re: Swine Flu then#384483

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:25 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:25 pm #384483

Boaby.

Suk.

Nae pork gags.

Re: Swine Flu then#384487

By S4B - Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:13 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:13 pm #384487

I think I have swine flu I keep coming out in rashers!

Re: Swine Flu then#384537

By Yudster - Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:30 am

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:30 am #384537

S4B wrote:I think I have swine flu I keep coming out in rashers!

Wins.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Swine Flu then#384558

By pjordan2000 - Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:04 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:04 pm #384558

I just phoned NHS Direct about Swine Flu but all I got was crackling

Re: Swine Flu then#384563

By MK Chris - Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:15 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:15 pm #384563

pjordan2000 wrote:I just phoned NHS Direct about Swine Flu but all I got was crackling

Topher wrote:Some of these puns are crackling.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Swine Flu then#384566

By pjordan2000 - Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:29 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:29 pm #384566

I tried using it in a different situation.....oh well!

Re: Swine Flu then#384574

By Zoot - Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:53 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:53 pm #384574

charlalottie wrote:I'm sure they will find a cure for this swine flu. After all, where there's a swill, there's a way.

Gam'mon Lottie, you can do better than that

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Swine Flu then#384577

By C-Kay - Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:04 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:04 pm #384577

I know a few swines who deserve this flu. and no, i'm not playing along, i think it's p-oink-less

Re: Swine Flu then#384590

By Bonanzoid - Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:25 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:25 pm #384590

If you get it, trough luck.

Re: Swine Flu then#384591

By Bruvva - Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:26 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:26 pm #384591

Is this snoutbreak the start of the aporkalypse?

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Swine Flu then#384592

By Zoot - Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:27 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:27 pm #384592

Bruvva wrote:Is this snoutbreak the start of the aporkalypse?

We have a whinner

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Swine Flu then#384595

By Bonanzoid - Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:28 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:28 pm #384595

You've made a pig's ear of it.

Re: Swine Flu then#384643

By Andy B - Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:38 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:38 pm #384643

I've been down the doctors to get some oinkment.

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Swine Flu then#384645

By Bruvva - Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:46 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:46 pm #384645

*looks at the VERY FIRST POST of this thread*

You sir, suck.

Will we survive this Parma-geddon?

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Swine Flu then#384649

By Zoot - Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:28 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:28 pm #384649

It's the rind of the world as we know it,
and I squeal fine.

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Swine Flu then#384652

By Munki Bhoy - Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:46 pm

- Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:46 pm #384652

Look on the bright side, if you get swine flu then maybe Rebecca Loos will pay you a visit to relieve some tension.

Yeah, all the good puns are taken so I've opted for smut.

foot-loose wrote:Big * or no *, no "lol's" allowed. NEVA!

Re: Swine Flu then#384731

By Bruvva - Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:22 am

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:22 am #384731

All the word play on here's become a pundemic.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.