[bradcali]

Apparantely Alex Zane,who quit XFM last week,is in talks with the BBC to host his own radio show.I wonder if he is being lined up to replace Nick Grimshaw on weekend breakfast when he replaces Colin Murray at the beginning of June?If so would you welcome Alex as a full time Radio One DJ?

[Andy B]

Who is Alex Zane. Name sounds familiar. Is he the guy who does Buzzcocks now cos I can't stand him.

[lima eel]

That's Simon Amstell. I think Alex Zane looks similar to George Lamb and about as entertaining.

[MK Chris]

Apparantely Alex Zane,who quit XFM last week,is in talks with the BBC to host his own radio show.I wonder if he is being lined up to replace Nick Grimshaw on weekend breakfast when he replaces Colin Murray at the beginning of June?If so would you welcome Alex as a full time Radio One DJ?

Name your sources please.

[jocky85]

I found this:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/ap ... -leave-xfm

but says 6Music not Radio 1

[Nicola_Red]

Alex Zane can join my station any time he likes *snorts*

[Munki Bhoy]

Alex Zane can join my station any time he likes *snorts*

Short, long or medium?

[Johnny 1989]

Alex Zane can join my station any time he likes *snorts*

Sounds like you're getting a touch of that swine flu there

[Nicola_Red]

Nah, I often snort when I laugh. It's one of my more attractive qualities.

[Bonanzoid]

Alex Zane is a pretentious, annoying wanker.

[Yudster]

I have no idea if he is Bonan, but I do know he is pretty.

[Bonanzoid]

He needs to be fed, and to cut his hair. And coming from me that's something - for the hair I mean.

[Yudster]

They all look like they could do with a square meal don't they, these new boy-presenter types. They are worse than the women actually, a painfully skinny man is much more likely to be unhealthy than a very thin woman. Apparently.

[Nicola_Red]

Oh aye, I'd most likely snap him in half. I'd give it a good go tho.

[DannyBoy]

The Enemy will be his first guests on his new bbc show.

[Munki Bhoy]

Oh aye, I'd most likely snap him in half. I'd give it a good go tho.

It would be rude not to!

[bradcali]

He cant be any more irritating than Nick grimshaw though lets face it

[lima eel]

Nah, I often snort when I laugh. It's one of my more attractive qualities.

Only when you laugh?

Oh aye, I'd most likely snap him in half. I'd give it a good go tho.

You can practice on me if you want.

[Nicola_Red]

Yes, just when I laugh. What are you implying?

[lima eel]

I wouldn't say implying, more like dreaming/hoping.

[MK Chris]

Lima Eel... I don't think you need to beat around the bush (for want of a better phrase) with nicola_red, just come out and ask if she wants a *, she'll soon tell you yes or no.

[Boboff]

I would ask for Heavy Petting though first.

I love that phrase.

[Zoot]

What exactly is 'heavy' petting, does it involve fumblings and caressing of boobage?

[Boboff]

I thought it was when Obese people look after domesticated animals?

As JK says "more than a kiss, short of making the sweet love, mama" " PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT"

[MK Chris]

I think it refers to the domestication and ownership of, for example, Great Danes.