[Munki Bhoy]

The article can be found under his daily rant on Moron's website officialpiersmorgan.com. It also allows you to comment about his rants.

Don't. The fanny craves attention and that would just be giving him it.

[Boboff]

The columnist in the News of the world wrote some really nice things about Chris on Sunday.

[GWaites]

Moran's been having another dig at Chris in his column in the Live magazine in the Mail on Sunday today.

He mentions that in a previous edition of his column that he has threatened to beat up Chris the next time they meet. I'm pretty sure that threatening violence is a criminal offence. Plus is this the Mail on Sunday promoting voilence? Shock horror!

[MK Chris]

Mail publication in hypocrisy shock!

They will always advocate something they've been staunchly against if it happens to be against any person or group of people they despise - and let's face it, there are lots of them.

[English Bob]

Have this Daily Mail headline generator Topher!

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS INFECTING YOUR PETS WITH AIDS?


*chuckles*

[MK Chris]

Ooh, I like that - I wish the * domain was easier to remember.

"HAVE THE UNEMPLOYED STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF THE MIDDLE CLASS?"
"COULD LESBIANS DEVALUE THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?"
"HAVE THE FRENCH IMPREGNATED PENSIONERS?"
"COULD THE NANNY STATE IMPREGNATE YOUR CHILDREN?"

Hahaha.

[Sunny So Cal]

Ha!

"ARE LESBIANS BURGLING PENSIONERS??"
"IS FACEBOOK GIVING HARDWORKING FAMILIES CANCER?"
"COULD THE EURO MOLEST THE BRITISH PEOPLE?"
"COULD RUSSELL BRAND GIVE YOU DIABETES?"

[MK Chris]

"WILL FERAL CHILDREN HAVE SEX WITH CLIFF RICHARD?" - favourite so far. I could have hours of fun with this.

[Ed Pummelon]

I'd love someone to hack the Mail website or somehow get this stuff on there. It'll never happen but it's nice to dream.

[MK Chris]

I've just realised I'm following the guy behind that web site on Twitter.

[Latina]

Moran's been having another dig at Chris in his column in the Live magazine in the Mail on Sunday today.

He mentions that in a previous edition of his column that he has threatened to beat up Chris the next time they meet. I'm pretty sure that threatening violence is a criminal offence. Plus is this the Mail on Sunday promoting voilence? Shock horror!

Is there a quote of this anywhere?

[Latina]

Never mind, found it:

I needed some red-blooded testosterone, urgently. Enter Chris Moyles, with perfect timing. Given that I threatened in this very column to beat up the grizzly bearded Radio 1 lardbucket next time I saw him, this was a tense moment.

He stared at me, I stared at him, and all we needed was everyone around us to start chanting 'BUNDLE!' and we'd have been at it like Colin Firth and Hugh Grant in that Bridget Jones 2 fountain.

But he 'blinked first', as I believe it's known in the pugilist trade, and moved away.

When the awards started, Moyles was the first presenter (making my stand-in status even more laughable) and sneered, 'I prefer The X Factor to Britain's Got Talent... because it hasn't got Piers Morgan in it.'

No, sunshine, and that (as I later explained to Dermot O'Leary) is precisely why BGT gets six million more viewers.

Alan Carr continued the Morgan-mocking podium theme by performing his own version of the Susan Boyle jig, wiggling his hips from side to side while crying, 'PIERSY BABY!'

Then it was my turn.

'Normally I have to follow some handsome heart-throb like Enrique Iglesias,' I told the audience, 'so thank you for letting me follow Chris Moyles tonight...'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive ... said-.html

Ugh, he's nausiating.

[Lactating Man Nips]

Yippee, let's hate 'em all. Chillax plz.

[Ed Pummelon]

Was that aimed at the Mail or Piers Morgan?

(P.S. I'm sure you're a wonderful and beautiful person Sam, but for the love of god - "Chillax plz." Did you really have to?)

[Munki Bhoy]

So, Organ was waiting for Chris to make a move, and when he did it was to ignore the detestable worm and walk away. Good man Chris.

Good to know he was second choice at these awards too. But only he would think Alan Carr doing an impersonation of Susan Boyle would be mocking him. Any sane person would assume he was mocking Susan Boyle, but never mind.

Piers Organ - if he were chocolate... he'd be the laxative kind.

[MK Chris]

Piers Organ

I prefer Private Eye's name for him: Piers Moron.

[Ed Pummelon]

There are no words.

[Lactating Man Nips]

okay sorry what I meant was:

"GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO FIND SOMETHING THAT ANNOYS YOU BUT DOESN'T AFFECT YOU"
(Cont'd page 2)

I know there's fun in pointing at the those planks outside your own demographic but it's a bit mean. We're all wonderful and stupid - it's just relative. I have to say this because my sister gets the mail. She gets it for the celebrity gossip, tv, horoscope crap, and her boyfriend reads the sport. Strip all that away and there's a headline, page 2 main story, pages of ads, and...err..that's it. She herself laughs at all the Littlejohn stuff as if he's Alf Garnett. And Piers Morgan is just a parody isn't he? That's an easy job.

Vive le difference!!

[Lactating Man Nips]

"The Scent of Seduction"
with a hint of rohypnol

Ha!

[Johnny 1989]

There are no words.

***Image deleted as it's totally disgusting & is probably approved by the Daily Mail***

ARGGGGHHHH!!!

My Eyes! MY EYES!!!!!!!

To compensate for that horrible image, we need a picture of some bresties me thinks

Would someone like to provide them

EDIT: Image deleted as per Topher's request

[Lactating Man Nips]

What has been seen cannot be unseen

Pass the bleach

[MK Chris]

Firstly: Mr Pummelon, please for the love of humanity remove that image. Just because you happened to stumble upon it, did you really have to inflict it on us?

Johnny 1989, you QUOTED THE * IMAGE! That means we have to see it twice. I despair.

[Ed Pummelon]

To compensate for that horrible image, we need a picture of some bresties me thinks

Would someone like to provide them

Here you go:

**deleted on taste and decency grounds***

[MK Chris]

Please fellas, in all seriousness - some people view this place at work.

[Ed Pummelon]

Fair call.