[Munki Bhoy]

The Jungle is where you find lions and tigers. Tigers have stripes as do the big wigs in the Police. The Police were a band in the 80s whose lead singer was Sting. A wasp sting can hurt like a mother hubbard. Sexy Mother Hubbard was a song by Prince. Prince Charles has big ears. Big Ears was a character in the Noddy series, and when you think of Noddy in the context of 70s Christmas songs you think of Noddy Holder from the band Slade.

Which leads us to Slade - Merry Christmas Everybody.

[methuk]

Munki, you had to get from Katrina and the waves to Welcome To the Jungle.

Slade?!!!

[methuk]

Char, is your dad Noddy Holder?

[Yudster]

The Jungle is where you find lions and tigers. Tigers have stripes as do the big wigs in the Police. The Police were a band in the 80s whose lead singer was Sting. A wasp sting can hurt like a mother hubbard. Sexy Mother Hubbard was a song by Prince. Prince Charles has big ears. Big Ears was a character in the Noddy series, and when you think of Noddy in the context of 70s Christmas songs you think of Noddy Holder from the band Slade.

Which leads us to Slade - Merry Christmas Everybody.

You fell over, you fell over!!!!!!!!

[Munki Bhoy]

Where's the fun in following the rules of the game?!

[Munki Bhoy]

However, if you need the gap filled in...

If you were walking on sunshine your feet would get sun burnt. Sun burn makes you red. Simply Red's lead singer Mick Hucknell is a Man United fan. Man United play in the Champions League final later this month where they will be trying to win it for the fourth time having won it last year, in 1999 and when it was the European Cup in 1968 where they became the second British club to win it. The first of those was Celtic in 1967. Celtic Park used to have a stand that was known as the Jungle which is where I stood the first time I ever went to Celtic Park and I was made to feel more than Welcome. Which leads us to Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and Roses.

Link it to Slade - Merry Christmas Everybody.

[Munki Bhoy]

And on that note, link Slade to Sash feat Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times.

[S4B]

Munki - triple posting? Are you ill?

[methuk]

No he is sick

Welcome to the jungle, Christopher Biggins once won I'm a Celebrity (in the Jungle), Celebrity is a realtity TV show, Big Brother is a reality TV show, Jade Goody was in Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother. She was enveloped in the Shilpa Shetty bullying - racist row. BNP are an alleged racist party who claim to have changed their ways. A party is a general happy gathering of friends on a social basis. Christmas in addition to being a symbolic religious celebration also often results in a social gathering. On Christmas you well often say Merry Christmas, Linking us to Meery Christmas Everybody by Slade

Now link Merry Christmas Everybody to Big Butts by 2Live Crew

[Munki Bhoy]

Drunk would be closer the truth...

And having filled in my own gap, why have you chosen to ignore what I suggested?!

[methuk]

Drunk would be closer the truth...

And having filled in my own gap, why have you chosen to ignore what I suggested?!

Because the person doing the link is meant to suggest where it goes next. Not the person that * it up previously

[MK Chris]

Well, whatever.. I'm going from Slade.

'Everybody' is a term that usually encompasses all people. Human beings are usually referred to as people. The BFG referred to human beings as "'uman beans" before he allegedly got elocution and English lessons and wrote "The BFG". There are many different types of beans, one being a runner bean. Runner beans don't actually run, unlike Paula Radcliffe, who is the women's world record holder for the marathon distance. Marathon (now Snickers) was a chocolate bar with nuts. Nuts is a name for bollocks, which are situated quite close to your arse. Sometimes you may have a slightly enlarged arse, which could be referred to as a big butt, which links us to Big Butts by whoever the * they are.

Link to Whiskey in the Jar (the Thin Lizzy version if it makes any difference.)

[Munki Bhoy]

Fair enough.

Merry Christmas Everybody gets played every sodding Christmas since it came out, as does Last Christmas by Wham, Fairytale of New York by the Pogues and Kirsty McColl and Happy Christmas (War Is Over) by John Lennon. John Lennon was in the Beatles along with George Harrison, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr. Ringo Starr has been advertising Norwich Union's change of name to Aviva, as has Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis is probably most famous for the Die Hard series of movies but he starred in the movie The Whole Nine Yards which - much to his surprise - got to be the number one movie in America. This meant he lost a bet to co-star Matthew Perry and saw him make a few appearances in the hit series Friends, where his character ended up shagging Rachel. Rachel and Ross had a kid called Emma whom they both felt really guilt about singing a certain song to. Which links us to that guilt-ridden song that is Baby Got Back by Sir Mixalot... which I'm assuming is what you actually meant since it's technically his song with 2 Live Crew on it.

Next song, Sash feat Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times.

Job's a good'un.

[Munki Bhoy]

I give up.

[Munki Bhoy]

If you've got a Big Butt then you're not Thin. And when you think of Thin in a musical context you think of Thin Lizzy and their hit Whiskey In The Jar.

Next song, Sash feat Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times.

[methuk]

If you've got a Big Butt then you're not Thin. And when you think of Thin in a musical context you think of Thin Lizzy and their hit Whiskey In The Jar.

Next song, Sash feat Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times.

That makes no sense at all. a) because it was lazy b) because it doesn't follow the game in any way shape of form.

Its not a complicated process. Even Dave manages to make it work.

[MK Chris]

If you've got a Big Butt then you're not Thin. And when you think of Thin in a musical context you think of Thin Lizzy and their hit Whiskey In The Jar.

Next song, Sash feat Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times.

Haha, I love the frustrated can't-be-arsedness of that last post.

Alright, alright. Jars are something that are normally used to keep sauces and preserves in, including jam. Jam comes in a variety of flavours, including blackberry and apple. Apples grow on trees, unlike money, which I was always told as a kid does not grow on trees. Money comes in paper or coin format. Paper can be used from a variety of other things, including writing journalist-spawned bullshit, wiping your arse on and doodling. Doodle sounds a bit like Googol, which is a massive number that inspired the name of the popular internet search engine. Numbers are commonly used in mathematics, which is an academic subject. Also an academic subject is Geography, which is the study of the earth's surface and rivers and lakes and stuff (Cat's not very good at it.....) Although much is known about the earth, there is also much that is not known, which you could say remain a mystery, which links us to Sash featuring Tina Cousins, Mysterious Times.

Link to The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite by REM.

[Munki Bhoy]

If you've got a Big Butt then you're not Thin. And when you think of Thin in a musical context you think of Thin Lizzy and their hit Whiskey In The Jar.

Next song, Sash feat Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times.

That makes no sense at all. a) because it was lazy b) because it doesn't follow the game in any way shape of form.

Its not a complicated process. Even Dave manages to make it work.

It bloody did follow the game - it linked the last valid one (Topher's which came before my effort) to the one that was suggested by that same person. Lazy I'll give you, but then I had just spent a good ten minutes working on one, hit submit, and then found that 7 minutes previous Topher had already beaten me to it. Another bloody cross post. So forgive me if on my lunch hour I don't feel like spending another ten minutes writing another long winded one (most of which I spent googling your bloody song cos I knew there was something not quite right about it) on the off chance I might actually get in first this time.

Narky in Glasgow, going back to work.

[methuk]

If you've got a Big Butt then you're not Thin. And when you think of Thin in a musical context you think of Thin Lizzy and their hit Whiskey In The Jar.

Next song, Sash feat Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times.

That makes no sense at all. a) because it was lazy b) because it doesn't follow the game in any way shape of form.

Its not a complicated process. Even Dave manages to make it work.

It bloody did follow the game - it linked the last valid one (Topher's which came before my effort) to the one that was suggested by that same person. Lazy I'll give you, but then I had just spent a good ten minutes working on one, hit submit, and then found that 7 minutes previous Topher had already beaten me to it. Another bloody cross post. So forgive me if on my lunch hour I don't feel like spending another ten minutes writing another long winded one (most of which I spent googling your bloody song cos I knew there was something not quite right about it) on the off chance I might actually get in first this time.

Narky in Glasgow, going back to work.

Don't worry, I was only winding you up. Far more important things to worry about,like what to have for lunch

[methuk]

Mysterious times shares on of its words with the vehicle that used to take Scooby and the gang around, the mystery machine. Its a mystery was a hit in the 80s, the 80s also produced classics such as Duran Duran, Fun Boy Three and the rubiks cube, the rubiks cube is said to get harder the more you play with it. Something else that gets harder the mroe you play with it is......

Playdoh, playdoh is for kids, kids was a hit for Robbie Williams, Robbie Williams supports Port Vale. Sailors are siad to have a girl in every port. Port is a drink. Coca Cola is drink as is Pepsi, Tea and Coffee. Coffee and TV was a hit for Blur. Blur's front man Damon was also the lead in animated group Gorillaz. Gorillaz sleep a lot, not just at night. If you sleep well you are said to be experiencing Rapid Eye Movement or REM for short. Linking us to Sidewinder sleeps tonight by REM.

Link to Black Lace and Aggadoo

[Boboff]

A sidewinder is a missile used in combat, combat trousers are often worn by fat middle aged men who feel the high waist band makes them look thin, Simon Cowell is known for his high waist bands, and for the show X Factor, if you add a y to factor you get factory, which is where they make things, like books and Jam and Lace. Lace can come in all colours, but mainly white, although if you dyed it black it would be black, which links us to Black Lace By Aggadoo.

Link to Chaz & Daves Sideboard song.

[methuk]

Black Lace is often the material that lingerie is made of when bought by men for their significant others on Valentines. Valentines is a commercial celebration and has very little significance. Valentines is often symbolised by hearts, Joe Kinnear is suffering with a bad heart. Joe is one element of the band name Ugly Kid Joe, who had monster hits including Cats In the Cradle. Cats in the cradle could be considered animal abuse, in those circumstances you may contact charity the RSPCA, charity begins at home. Some people have rock gardens in their back gardens. If you went to Blackpool you may be asked to bring back a stick of rock. Jim Henson created Fraggle Rock, The Muppets and Sesame Street. Gavin Henson, who shares Jim's surname is a famous rugby player married to Charlotte Church. Organs are played in church. Orthodox Jewish boys have some kind of operation on their organs. Yid is an unpleasant term given to Jewish people during the war. Tottenham supporters are affectionately known as Yids. Chaz and dave are Spurs fans and have sung many Spurs songs. Linking us to the Sideboard Song by Chaz and Dave

Link to Feels Good Inc by Gorillaz

[Munki Bhoy]

Lets see if I can do this and get it right...

The Sideboard is often where football teams are described to keep their trophies. A trophy wife is how you could describe Catherine Zeta Jones. Aled Hayden Jones is not a * tea boy. "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" is how Captain Picard would address the replicator on the Starship Enterprise. Enterprise was the name of the first space shuttle which was only ever used in testing but is still considered to be part of the fleet which included both the now lost Challenger and Columbia, along with Endeavour, Discovery and Atlantis. Atlantis is the name of a mythological lost city. Manchester City have more money that God these days but still managed to lose the derby at the weekend to Manchester United. Manchester United will attempt to be the first team to retain the Champions League/European Cup since AC Milan in 1990 when they play the final against Barcelona in Rome at the end of this month, and if Man United manage that then I'm sure all their players will be Feel Good. So you could refer to Man United as Feel Good Inc - which leads us to Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.

Link to Glasvegas - Daddy's Gone.

[MK Chris]

Feeling good is the state of being pleased or happy. Happy is half the name of a shit genre of music called Happy Hardcore. Hardcore is a type of porn and porn is used by single men (or men who don't get it from their girlfriends) to satiate their desires. 'Desire' sounds a little bit like 'Des'ree', who sang some song about life in the '90s. People in their nineties can be referred to as nonagenarians, which sounds a bit like vegetarians. Vegetarians don't eat meat, except those who cheat by eating fish. Infidelity is sometimes referred to as 'cheating' and usually involves the cheater leaving a marital home. In cases where this happens to a cheating male with children, you could say "Daddy's gone", which leads us to "Daddy's Gone" by Glasvegas.

Link to "Sorted for E's and Whizz" by Pulp

[methuk]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Munki you did it. I am so impressed.

OK, I'm over it now

Lets see if I can do this and get it right...

The Sideboard is often where football teams are described to keep their trophies. A trophy wife is how you could describe Catherine Zeta Jones. Aled Hayden Jones is not a * tea boy. "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" is how Captain Picard would address the replicator on the Starship Enterprise. Enterprise was the name of the first space shuttle which was only ever used in testing but is still considered to be part of the fleet which included both the now lost Challenger and Columbia, along with Endeavour, Discovery and Atlantis. Atlantis is the name of a mythological lost city. Manchester City have more money that God these days but still managed to lose the derby at the weekend to Manchester United. Manchester United will attempt to be the first team to retain the Champions League/European Cup since AC Milan in 1990 when they play the final against Barcelona in Rome at the end of this month, and if Man United manage that then I'm sure all their players will be Feel Good. So you could refer to Man United as Feel Good Inc - which leads us to Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.

Link to Glasvegas - Daddy's Gone.