[WoofWoof]

Is this the secret that he's been keeping ...

Matts dad from the podcast


Eric cantona

from
http://www.theinsider.com/news/2195323_Eric_Cantona_feted_in_Cannes_for_Loach_film_role

[DannyBoy]

Sacré bleu!!!!!

[C-Kay]

Mangetout

[Yudster]

Le singe est sur la branche! IL FUME UNE PIPE!!

[Ed Pummelon]

"Je dois partir maintenant, parce que ma grand-mère est flambée.
If you don’t speak French, by the way, that was * funny."

E. Izzard, 1999.


Edited to included quotation and attribution.

[Munki Bhoy]

Not as funny as running around the streets on a drunken night telling every passer by:

"J'habite a Andre Agassi"

Yes, we knew exactly what that meant.

[Ed Pummelon]

I was quoting the inimitable E. Izzard, but yours sounds pretty funny too.

Maybe I should use quotes, I'll go back to edit.

[Zoot]

I believe Yudster was quoting eddie Izzard too

[Ed Pummelon]

I know, that's why I followed suit.

[Zoot]

How did you know Yudster was wearing a suit?

[Yudster]

I always like to be well turned out.

[Ed Pummelon]

How did you know Yudster was wearing a suit?

I saw the pinstripes and figured it was too late in the day for pyjamas

[English Bob]

Francais? Oui oui! J'aime le glace! Ou est les pantalons?

*runs out of French*

[Johnny 1989]

Francais? Oui oui! J'aime le glace! Ou est les pantalons?

*runs out of French*

Erm... Jambon du Pantalon un premier rue

Makes no sense I know

[CassieJackson]

You have ham in your pants? I don't want to know any more!

[Johnny 1989]

You have ham in your pants? I don't want to know any more!

I got a C in GCSE French back in 1999, I suppose once you stop using a language you end up forgetting words, anyway this is what it translates into in english:

pants ham a first street

Absolute nonsense

Anyway my thoughts in Italian:

Il RMT sono un pugno di tossers!

[Yudster]

"Tosseurs"

[Johnny 1989]

"Tosseurs"

I was going to type in c*** but I think that's probably the same worldwide

[English Bob]

Definitely right about the forgetting languages thing Johnny. I got an A in GCSE level French, no idea how though, as I can barely put a sentence together in French!

[jocky85]

I have an A in German - no idea how, can barely remember the basics now!!

[Munki Bhoy]

I ordered from McDonalds during the last World Cup thanks to my Standard Grade German. I was so proud.

[Yudster]

I hadn't done any French for years and years, until I found myself late one night stranded in the middle of France with a hotel telling me that the booking which had been made for me was news to them, and that they were full up.....it was amazing how quickly it all came back to me.

[WoofWoof]

I got a 'u' for English (uncertified or something like that) at school, does that count?.
I think it means that the only thing I got right was my name (and I’m not convinced about that) so I think I’ll stay out of this conversation

Thank god for computer spell checkers

[Yudster]

And thank goodness for people who bother to use them.