[jocky85]

Unfortunately doesn't make it very quotable on here!

Except for - 'coin!'

[Johnny 1989]

Chris doing Chris Tarrent

Yeah I love his impression of Tarrant, brilliantly OTT but at least sounds a bit like him.

Thirded. It's pretty clever to sound like someone else without actually using words. They do the same thing when they take off Wogan and Ken Bruce.

Yeah Wogan & Bruce are great as well, those three impressions remind me of the Robin Cook impression done Dead Ringers 7-8 years back.

Wogan: ho-de-ho old Ken, ho-de-ho popmaster, ho-deho you ok Ken
Bruce: Hello tel, da-de-da-de-da

It's hard to write them down To be honest, Tarrant's is even harder to write down.

[Zoot]

I am a sleepy mackerel
I am a sleepy mackerel
I am a sleepy mackerel
I am a sleepy mackerel

[jumper boy]

Cheggar's Pop Quiz with Dominic Byrne and Keith Chegwin (himself)...
Question 8. Chris plays a song intro for them to guess who...
Dom sings along trying to think who it is...
Chris: Dominic?
Dominic: didla didla didla didla uhh. Oh I can't remember!
Chris: Cheggars?
Cheggars: Oh eh F-F-F-F-F-F-Fr
Chris: Yes! go on...Fre. Fret. Fretel, frete, fret
Dave: Tellllllll...
Rachel: Tellies!
Chris: Frut, frut
Cheggars: the FRUITELLAS!!
Chris and Dave in unison: NO! not the FRUITELLAS!
(laughter)
Chris: No I'm not giving it to anybody. It was the Fratellis of course.
- scene available on Radio 1 Best of Chris Moyles Podcast "Davina McCall. 05 Jun 09".

[foot-loose]

I am a sleepy mackerel
I am a sleepy mackerel
I am a sleepy mackerel
I am a sleepy mackerel

I heard that yesterday. Fintastic.

[jumper boy]

Funny today 15th June about 9.30 a.m...
There was a crowd of Jonas Brothers fans outside the studio waiting to catch a glimpse of them when they came in to Jo Whiley's Live Lounge.
Comedy Dave went to check it out and report back to the team...
Dave: who's here to see the Jonas Brothers?
(screams and more screams)
Dave: when I say Jonas you say Brothers. Jonas...
crowd: BROTHERS!
Dave: Jonas
crowd: BROTHERS!
Then for a laugh Dave asked Chris: shall I tell them that it's pre-recorded and they're not in today?
Dominic: yeah! go on go on go on
Chris: ha! I dare you
Dave: okay okay hang on hang on
Rachel: that's mean
Dave: Listen. I've got some really bad news. The Jonas Brothers, they're not coming in now. They came in the other day and they recorded it all.
Dave: ahh you want to see the looks on their faces.
Chris: just say only joking they're on their way.
Dave: only joking, they'll be here soon.
Classic!

[Yudster]

And I was unfortunate to hear them in the Live Lounge. I don't know what their records sound like, but at an acoustic set in the Live Lounge they were completely awful. Painful to listen to, really ear-hurtingly horrid. I've never heard anything so discordant and tuneless from the Live Lounge.

[QWERTYo8]

Thank you.

[Ed Pummelon]

Would it not make more sense to post that on Facebook? There might be more chance of the right person seeing it there, rather than buried in page three of an unrelated thread on the wrong site.

[foot-loose]

Would it not make more sense to post that on Facebook? There might be more chance of the right person seeing it there, rather than buried in page three of an unrelated thread on the wrong site.

Psst - You're best ignoring most of what Qwerty says - he's a bit psycho.

[Ed Pummelon]

oh right, ta

[QWERTYo8]

This isn't going very well is it?

Why do you continue with your annoying attitude?

[Ed Pummelon]

This isn't going very well is it?

Why do you continue with your annoying attitude?

Why are you quoting something from weeks ago? If you'd bothered to look at my last post to you, you'd have seen that I offered you a helpful suggestion. However, you're obviously not interested in that, so as far as I'm concerned you can * off. If you don't want to do that then keep coming at me, I'm in just the right mood to kick someone's arse today, and if you're volunteering, great.

[Yudster]

Do you need a hug Ed?!

[jocky85]

I need some common sense knocking into me if you could help with that Ed?

[Ed Pummelon]

Nah, I'm sulking now

[jocky85]

Well that's just rude!

[Yudster]

Don't call him rude, he'll really throw his toys out hof his pram if you do that.

[Ed Pummelon]

Well that's just rude!

Ok, come here then *slap*

Don't call him rude, he'll really throw his toys out hof his pram if you do that.

No I bloody won't!

*throws toys out of pram*

And don't bring the Hof into this...

[Yudster]

Believe me, I would never ever knowingly bring the Hof, or anything relating to the Hof, into absolutely anything. Anything.

[jocky85]

Well that's just rude!

Ok, come here then *slap*

Thanks for that - would have thanked you in chatroom but you left as I arrived - something I said? Calling you rude maybe??

[Yudster]

Told you.

[Munki Bhoy]

Wow I miss Viv. There was less drama when she was around.

[Ed Pummelon]

Thanks for that - would have thanked you in chatroom but you left as I arrived - something I said? Calling you rude maybe??

No, I wandered in there on a whim as I hadn't had a look before, but didn't see anyone around so wandered out. Had I seen you jocky I'd have been sure to give you another slap as well. You know, all friendly like. And as for Yuds, ignore her. She's committed some terrible crimes in another thread and is just deflecting.

Wow I miss Viv. There was less drama when she was around.

I'm intrigued by Viv. Our paths never crossed and I keep hearing about her in the same way that parents try and scare their children about monsters under the bed if they're not good. Or whatever it is that parents do to force their kids to behave.

[Yudster]

Viv is not a monster. Just a bit mad.