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By Zoot
#398915
How go the days
About which people do potter
Potter around furiously
Potter around engrossed in their lives
Yesterday it was so different.

Back in the days
In the days of old
Rarely would they find themselves
Too busy to stop and say-
How goes your day?
Do you find the weather amicable?
Always having the time to pause
Yet these days were long ago

Today however
One need only to take some time out
Pause a little to say -
Hi, how goes it?
Even a small gesture like that
Really could raise a smile
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By jocky85
#398916
Well said Zoot
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By foot-loose
#398919
Zoot wrote:How go the days
About which people do potter
Potter around furiously
Potter around engrossed in their lives
Yesterday it was so different.

Back in the days
In the days of old
Rarely would they find themselves
Too busy to stop and say-
How goes your day?
Do you find the weather amicable?
Always having the time to pause
Yet these days were long ago

Today however
One need only to take some time out
Pause a little to say -
Hi, how goes it?
Even a small gesture like that
Really could raise a smile

Poof. 8)
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By foot-loose
#398921
... sometimes, things on here are too contrived.

Zoot wrote:How go the days
About which people do potter
Potter around furiously
Potter around engrossed in their lives
Yesterday it was so different.

Back in the days
In the days of old
Rarely would they find themselves
Too busy to stop and say-
How goes your day?
Do you find the weather amicable?
Always having the time to pause
Yet these days were long ago

Today however
One need only to take some time out
Pause a little to say -
Hi, how goes it?
Even a small gesture like that
Really could raise a smile


Seconded.
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By Zoot
#398924
McGuinness-89 wrote::o It doesn't even rhyme.


Some poetry you have to read differently to get the REAL meaning...
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By jocky85
#398925
McGuinness-89 wrote::o It doesn't even rhyme.


It's not a game of Wonky Donkey
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By Yudster
#398944
I couldn't agree more Zoot, what an absolutely perfect sentiment, on today of all days!
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By Munki Bhoy
#398958
You should get cApital punishment for this kind of thing. whY? This thread is far tOo much For me. yoU just can't go arounD mAking up poetrY!
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By Boboff
#398964
In days old, when knights were bold and durex's wern't invented, they tied a sock around their * and had to be contented.
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By Nicola_Red
#398971
You can't "potter furiously", that's an oxymoron. Generally speaking, agreed tho!
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By Zoot
#398975
nicola_red wrote:You can't "potter furiously", that's an oxymoron. Generally speaking, agreed tho!


Who you calling a moron?

Actually I had the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland in my head when I came up with that.
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By McGuinness-89
#398977
I just got it,Happy Birthday Topher.
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By Zoot
#398979
McGuinness-89 wrote:I just got it,Happy Birthday Topher.


*SLAP*
*!
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By John22
#398980
Oh, I think I get it now.
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By MK Chris
#398996
Ha, 10/10 for ingenuity Mr Zoot (and Munki Bhoy). Thanks.

I'm 26. Twenty * six. Closer to thirty than twenty. Pushing thirty. And depressed about it. Having said that, I have had a lovely day with the lovely Cat, so I am very lucky really.
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By John22
#398997
Happy Birthday Topher!
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By foot-loose
#399009
Topher wrote:Ha, 10/10 for ingenuity Mr Zoot (and Munki Bhoy). Thanks.

I'm 26. Twenty * six. Closer to thirty than twenty. Pushing thirty. And depressed about it. Having said that, I have had a lovely day with the lovely Cat, so I am very lucky really.

I'm 27. Shut the * up.
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By Zoot
#399014
foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:Ha, 10/10 for ingenuity Mr Zoot (and Munki Bhoy). Thanks.

I'm 26. Twenty * six. Closer to thirty than twenty. Pushing thirty. And depressed about it. Having said that, I have had a lovely day with the lovely Cat, so I am very lucky really.

I'm 27. Shut the * up.


Why don't you both shut the * up?
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By foot-loose
#399022
Zoot wrote:
foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:Ha, 10/10 for ingenuity Mr Zoot (and Munki Bhoy). Thanks.

I'm 26. Twenty * six. Closer to thirty than twenty. Pushing thirty. And depressed about it. Having said that, I have had a lovely day with the lovely Cat, so I am very lucky really.

I'm 27. Shut the * up.


Why don't you both shut the * up?

Bah. It's too late for you. You're almost as old as a Yudster.
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By Yudster
#399030
Zoot wrote:
foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:Ha, 10/10 for ingenuity Mr Zoot (and Munki Bhoy). Thanks.

I'm 26. Twenty * six. Closer to thirty than twenty. Pushing thirty. And depressed about it. Having said that, I have had a lovely day with the lovely Cat, so I am very lucky really.

I'm 27. Shut the * up.


Why don't you both shut the * up?

You all make me sick.
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By MK Chris
#399037
I couldn't wait to get out of my teens.
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By foot-loose
#399039
Topher wrote:I couldn't wait to get out of my teens.

There's innuendo in there somewhere.

Sat and today are up