chrismoyles.net
- Wed Nov 27, 2002 11:21 pm
#40005
whilst my employer has underpaid me for the second month in a row, I have a drink problem and my career has hit a stumbling block......I shall find time in my heart to sob for your plight.
Wait till you have to get a job and pay the bills, then you'll know the meaning of getting upset. I thought the real world was going to be a warm a friendly place with green pastures and fragrant whiffs. Alas, I was most disgruntled to realise that it was a cold, dark comedy cul-da-sac that leads to to a grumpy bastard at the desk of the job centre.
*JOB DESCRIPTION*
Office Junior
Duties- typing a bit, filing paper, making coffee
Experience- Must have 60 years office experience, PGCEEGGRRREEE in 'I can read, start a computer and make a fine double moca latte' or equivilant
According to the fat hairy knob face at the dole office, his duties do not entail the conventional ones such as 'finding people jobs' but is in fact 'to act like high profile member of the royal family who just happens to be prime minister and the dahli all rolled into one'.
Me- 'I would like to apply for this job'
Twat- 'Do you have the experience required'
Me- 'No, but i know how to read and switch on a computer'
Twat- 'Your not properley qualified, the company is looking for someone with experience in this field'
Whilst I wouldn't diss someones job occupation, after all a job is a job....the duties of an office junior are hardly the most taxing of roles which requires years of training in a * japanese dojo. Are there office workers out there with so much experience in the art of filing and typing that they have been placed on par with the abilities of a secret agent. Is there a secret framework of office workers? Have the most experienced staff become '00' members intelligence? Do they get designated tasks to file bits of paper in....shock horror.....numerous filing cabinets? Do they get an invisible Bentley, a noise sensitive watch that ommits the native herefordshire cow mating signal and a deadly monsoon on a pole to undertake such complicated tasks?
I know realise that rather than studying and scouring through English civil war documents, if only i undertook a pcgebsehab in 'how to scan my arse using the photocopying machine' i would be far more employable.
Thanks a * bunch Tony, i would become the next Tory leader a beat your middle class world like the little bitch that it is if it wasn't for the political enviornment containing a bunch of * and those who suck them.
Wait till you have to get a job and pay the bills, then you'll know the meaning of getting upset. I thought the real world was going to be a warm a friendly place with green pastures and fragrant whiffs. Alas, I was most disgruntled to realise that it was a cold, dark comedy cul-da-sac that leads to to a grumpy bastard at the desk of the job centre.
*JOB DESCRIPTION*
Office Junior
Duties- typing a bit, filing paper, making coffee
Experience- Must have 60 years office experience, PGCEEGGRRREEE in 'I can read, start a computer and make a fine double moca latte' or equivilant
According to the fat hairy knob face at the dole office, his duties do not entail the conventional ones such as 'finding people jobs' but is in fact 'to act like high profile member of the royal family who just happens to be prime minister and the dahli all rolled into one'.
Me- 'I would like to apply for this job'
Twat- 'Do you have the experience required'
Me- 'No, but i know how to read and switch on a computer'
Twat- 'Your not properley qualified, the company is looking for someone with experience in this field'
Whilst I wouldn't diss someones job occupation, after all a job is a job....the duties of an office junior are hardly the most taxing of roles which requires years of training in a * japanese dojo. Are there office workers out there with so much experience in the art of filing and typing that they have been placed on par with the abilities of a secret agent. Is there a secret framework of office workers? Have the most experienced staff become '00' members intelligence? Do they get designated tasks to file bits of paper in....shock horror.....numerous filing cabinets? Do they get an invisible Bentley, a noise sensitive watch that ommits the native herefordshire cow mating signal and a deadly monsoon on a pole to undertake such complicated tasks?
I know realise that rather than studying and scouring through English civil war documents, if only i undertook a pcgebsehab in 'how to scan my arse using the photocopying machine' i would be far more employable.
Thanks a * bunch Tony, i would become the next Tory leader a beat your middle class world like the little bitch that it is if it wasn't for the political enviornment containing a bunch of * and those who suck them.
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