[foot-loose]

A pot noodle already made? or did they bring a flask of boiling water and add it in there?

Once I went to the cinema on a date and the guy got out something that shocked me somewhat, but it was not a pot noodle.

Was it a hot poodle?

[Nicola_Red]

No, it was not. I'm not sure if that would have been better or worse...

[DevilsDuck]

did he get out his glasses?

[Nicola_Red]

Nope. but I may have got mine out at that point to make sure my eyes weren't deceiving me...

[DevilsDuck]

oh my god......he didnt get his I love carebears thermos flask out?

[Nicola_Red]

Exactly! To make his Pot Noodle. nah, let's face it, we all know what I'm referring to and in case anyone didn't realise, allow me to clarify that it's not appropriate behaviour in a cinema.

[Zoot]

Exactly! To make his Pot Noodle. nah, let's face it, we all know what I'm referring to and in case anyone didn't realise, allow me to clarify that it's not appropriate behaviour in a cinema.

Was it a video recorder? But they always warn you before you go in that recording equipment is prohibited!

It could have been worse I suppose, he could have gotten his penis out.

[Nicola_Red]

Two of those three factors (video recorder, penis, cinema) are okay when combined as far as I'm concerned. The third is not welcome into the equation.

[foot-loose]

In that case, I am gonna report you to the Federation Against Copyright Theft, FACT, on 0181 568 6646 or in the case of the Republic of Ireland, 01 6777 071!

[Munki Bhoy]

Did he do the classic popcorn trick?

[DevilsDuck]

he got his * out.......and you didnt see it coming?

[kendra k]

I have...they're overrated. But then I can only eat one type. If they'd been around when I'd been an omnivore I s'pose I might have a different opinion...

see, that's the only reason i ever eat subway - i'm on the road and i need food and there aren't really other options, other than taco bell. it's borne out of laziness and necessity.

also, when i was an omnivore, i only ever ate the veggie delight. go figure!

tonight might be vietnamese spring rolls or a vietnamese sandwich. yummers.

[MK Chris]

he got his * out.......and you didnt see it coming?

Yeah, I mean if he kept it in his trousers, it would have been much harder to see it coming.

[foot-loose]

he got his * out.......and you didnt see it coming?

Yeah, I mean if he kept it in his trousers, it would have been much harder to see it coming.

Filth.

[Nicola_Red]

Well, it wasn't just out of the blue, we were snogging and there had been some groping over clothes, but I still didn't expect it. It's just not the time or place.

[Zoot]

I know someone who got given a blow job in the cinema once. Different cinema to the pot noodle one mind.

I can imagine both would leave a nasty taste in your mouth though.

[Yudster]

And back to lunchtime menus...............

Crumpets with marmite and cottage cheese.

[foot-loose]

I know someone who got given a blow job in the cinema once. Different cinema to the pot noodle one mind.

I can imagine both would leave a nasty taste in your mouth though.

Depends if you add the extra sauce or not.

[Latina]

And back to lunchtime menus...............

Crumpets with marmite and cottage cheese.

Best combination ever.

Strangely enough that's what I'm planning on having today, but on ryvita.

[Munki Bhoy]

What happens if you scroll too quick...

I know someone who got given a blow job in the cinema once. Different cinema to the pot noodle one mind.

I can imagine both would leave a nasty taste in your mouth though.

Depends if you add the extra sauce or not.

Best combination ever.

[foot-loose]

[lynothehammer]

I decided to make my own Prawn Mayo wrap, with salad, red peppers & lots of pepper, om nom nom...

No seafood sauce, so Ketchup & Mayo will suffice...

[newsbeat]

What's spud-u-like? Is it shitty bought ready-made stuff like Smash?

Where you can buy great jacket potatoes

[Yudster]

Pushed the boat out today. Toasted meatball mozarella baguette. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................................

[foot-loose]

That better not be outta Subway...