- Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:26 pm
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Tories = Smug cost cutting capatalist Back hander Perverts
Labour = Tories who knew that the conservatives would not stay in power for very much longer than 18 years.
Liberal Democrats = People who know they have no chance of power who actually went into Politics to make a difference.
My only hope is a hung Parliament where they will be forced to change the style of voting we have in this country, so that the level of national party support is refelcted in the number of Seats. OK it will mean a couple BNP and UKIP people in Parliament, but it will also mean that societies as a wholes views will in some way be reflected in Parliament.
Also MP's pay should be commercial, so that people could make a commerical decision to be a "professional" politician. Ban all expences pay them all £250k a year, give the PM £1million a year plus bonus based on growth and inflation targets.
Simplyfy everything, cut out beurocracy, Ban no win no fee solicitors, be possitive about the country and the people in it, shoot anyone who makes ignorant comments about immigration, bring back the cane, cull all social workers, make Health and Safety legislation sensible again, reward possitive behaviour and possitive contributions to society, accept making a profit and being an employer is what keeps a country going. Abolish the minimum wage, abolish inheritance tax, bring back grammar schools, make care of the elederly free, make all NHS care means tested, only buy weapons for the Army made in this country, make family allowance means tested, let everyone earn £10,000 a year without paying any tax.
Then in week two I would..........................................