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By chrysostom
#417740
same format as sam's game - one fact is a lie, and the other two are truths.

i haven't thought this through. so i'll suggest everyone posts 3 'facts' :)

1) i once broke my tooth after getting drunk on my 17th birthday in a children's screening of cat in the hat and falling down the stairs.
2) in 2008, i correctly predicted four lottery numbers out of seven (bonus ball) as they came up live on television.
3) after returning from a night out last winter, i started a martin kemp fanpage, which now has over 750 members - some of who think i am martin kemp.
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By MK Chris
#417745
Oh, Would I Lie to You is on tonight, isn't it.. thanks for reminding me! John Bishop and Chris Addison are on it too. (PS I think the Lottery one is false too).
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By Yudster
#417747
chrysostom wrote:same format as sam's game - one fact is a lie, and the other two are truths.

i haven't thought this through. so i'll suggest everyone posts 3 'facts' :)

1) i once broke my tooth after getting drunk on my 17th birthday in a children's screening of cat in the hat and falling down the stairs.
2) in 2008, i correctly predicted four lottery numbers out of seven (bonus ball) as they came up live on television.
3) after returning from a night out last winter, i started a martin kemp fanpage, which now has over 750 members - some of who think i am martin kemp.

I guess True, false, true.

1) Bobby Davro and his then girlfriend (now wife I think) Zoe were guests at my 21st birthday party.
2) I have been hunted across remote moorland by a pack of enormous dogs.
3) I have been to The Beckham's house in Sawbridgeworth.
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By MK Chris
#417748
I think 3 is false for Yudster.

Alright, I'll try one...

1. I am a director of a company.
2. I was once knocked off my bike by a car whilst cycling to school.
3. I was used by trading standards to attempt to buy cigarettes and 18 videos when I was underage.
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By foot-loose
#417756
Topher wrote:I think 3 is false for Yudster.

Alright, I'll try one...

1. I am a director of a company.
2. I was once knocked off my bike by a car whilst cycling to school.
3. I was used by trading standards to attempt to buy cigarettes and 18 videos when I was underage.

You're not a director. At least I don't think you are. It's easy to become a director mind you - £50 to Companies House I think.
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By foot-loose
#417757
chrysostom wrote:same format as sam's game - one fact is a lie, and the other two are truths.

i haven't thought this through. so i'll suggest everyone posts 3 'facts' :)

1) i once broke my tooth after getting drunk on my 17th birthday in a children's screening of cat in the hat and falling down the stairs.
2) in 2008, i correctly predicted four lottery numbers out of seven (bonus ball) as they came up live on television.
3) after returning from a night out last winter, i started a martin kemp fanpage, which now has over 750 members - some of who think i am martin kemp.

Facebook says you were born in 1988 which would make you 22. The Cat In The Hat was out in 2003. I reckon you would have been 15 in 2003. So I'll say that's incorrect.
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By Yudster
#417761
foot-loose wrote:Facebook says you were born in 1988 which would make you 22. The Cat In The Hat was out in 2003. I reckon you would have been 15 in 2003. So I'll say that's incorrect.

You're taking this far too seriously.
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By foot-loose
#417762
Yudster wrote:
chrysostom wrote:same format as sam's game - one fact is a lie, and the other two are truths.

i haven't thought this through. so i'll suggest everyone posts 3 'facts' :)

1) i once broke my tooth after getting drunk on my 17th birthday in a children's screening of cat in the hat and falling down the stairs.
2) in 2008, i correctly predicted four lottery numbers out of seven (bonus ball) as they came up live on television.
3) after returning from a night out last winter, i started a martin kemp fanpage, which now has over 750 members - some of who think i am martin kemp.

I guess True, false, true.

1) Bobby Davro and his then girlfriend (now wife I think) Zoe were guests at my 21st birthday party.
2) I have been hunted across remote moorland by a pack of enormous dogs.
3) I have been to The Beckham's house in Sawbridgeworth.

You have been chased across remote moorland but not by enormous dogs. They were relatively small dogs, yesno?

I'm allergic to dogs
I've had a lengthy discussion with Jon Culshaw about terrorism
I can clap one hand

Yudster wrote:
foot-loose wrote:Facebook says you were born in 1988 which would make you 22. The Cat In The Hat was out in 2003. I reckon you would have been 15 in 2003. So I'll say that's incorrect.

You're taking this far too seriously.

You can't take lies too seriously.
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By Yudster
#417764
foot-loose wrote:You have been chased across remote moorland but not by enormous dogs. They were relatively small dogs, yesno?

No, they were huge great * dogs.

foot-loose wrote:I'm allergic to dogs
I've had a lengthy discussion with Jon Culshaw about terrorism
I can clap one hand

I'm guessing that the first one is the one you WANT us to say is a lie, so I think the Culshaw one is a lie.
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By Johnny 1989
#417776
I predict the false ones are:

Chrysostom: 3
Yudster: 1
Topher: 1
Foot-Loose: 3

My three are:

I fell through a roof trying to retrieve a football when I was 16
I broke a very valuable vase round a friends house after getting a bit tipsy
My cousin played right-back with Arsenal Ladies FC & helped them win quite a few trophies
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By jocky85
#417784
Chrysostom:2
Yudster: 3
Topher: 1
Foot-Loose: 1
Johnny: 3

Here's my 3

I've met the Duke of Edinburgh
My username comes from the fact I can ride a horse really well
The first album I ever got was Take That and Party
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By John22
#417786
chrys: 1 is the lie
Yuds: 2
Toph: 1
Foots: 1
Johnny: 3
Jocky: 2

My 3:
I've hosted three programmes on local radio
I've met Michael Morpurgo (author)
I am ranked 2nd for Judo in my weight/age class in the country
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By MK Chris
#417865
You're all wrong; I was never a trading standards buyer person... I am a director of Milton Keynes Table Tennis Centre Ltd.

Johnny 1989 wrote:I fell through a roof trying to retrieve a football when I was 16
I broke a very valuable vase round a friends house after getting a bit tipsy
My cousin played right-back with Arsenal Ladies FC & helped them win quite a few trophies

Tough one, but I reckon number 2 (partly because I know where you're from and I'm not so sure valuable vases have ever been there...)

jocky85 wrote:I've met the Duke of Edinburgh
My username comes from the fact I can ride a horse really well
The first album I ever got was Take That and Party

I think number 2 for you.

John22 wrote:I've hosted three programmes on local radio
I've met Michael Morpurgo (author)
I am ranked 2nd for Judo in my weight/age class in the country

I'd say number 1 for you, because I think you've done hospital or internet but not local radio... or something.
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By Johnny 1989
#417877
John22 wrote:chrys: 1 is the lie
Yuds: 2
Toph: 1
Foots: 1
Johnny: 3
Jocky: 2

My 3:
I've hosted three programmes on local radio
I've met Michael Morpurgo (author)
I am ranked 2nd for Judo in my weight/age class in the country


I'd say number 3 for you

When do we reveal the lie?
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By chrysostom
#417887
Johnny 1989 wrote:When do we reveal the lie?


i never correctly predicted four lottery numbers out of seven (bonus ball) as they came up live on television. other two were true. feel free to ask questions.
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By Yudster
#417892
Everyone guessed my lie - I have had a conversation with Victoria Beckham about issues to do with their house, but I've never been there.
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By foot-loose
#417915
Yuds got mine - I didn't have a discussion on terrorism with John Culshaw. I had the discussion with Chris Tarrent. Culshaw did his Frank Bruno impression at me.

I CAN clap one hand and even though I've got a mental labrador, I'm allergic to dogs.
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By chrysostom
#418000
i did not predict 4 out of 7 lottery numbers in realtime.

cat in the hat should have been my lowest alcohol related point, but it wasn't.

and i run the martin kemp facebook fanpage which is 773 fans strong. i also do the chris moyles quiz night page which has 730 fans. i enjoy the martin kemp one a LOT more. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Martin-Ke ... 005?ref=ts it started as a drunk joke - then it ballooned overnight, shit got real.

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