[dimtimjim]

I'm a firm believer that you can judge someones 'poshness' from the number of toilets/bathrooms they have at home.....

I've come through darker times, and had to work my a$$ of for it, but now I've got 3 (MAXI posh!), how about you lot?

[catherine]

That's crap my mum has 3 toilets and we're really not posh.

[dimtimjim]

Morning Cat!! Shoot my thread down at the first hurdle....

[foot-loose]

I have three toilets available for my pissing requirements and I'm very posh. I eat kettle chips.

[dimtimjim]

I have three toilets available for my pissing requirements

1. Glasgow
2. Bathgate
3. Kirkcaldy

[foot-loose]

I have three toilets available for my pissing requirements

1. Glasgow
2. Bathgate
3. Kirkcaldy

Fuuuuuuuuck you. Even I wouldn't piss in Kirkcaldy.

[dimtimjim]

Yeah, I know Kirkcaldy well (lorra business meetings over last few years), and share your sentiments!

Sorry FL, no offence intended with my Jock-Jibes!

[foot-loose]

I'm sitting here sobbing into my Irn Bru.

[dimtimjim]

You'll get ya deep fat fried Mars bar wet....

[tizer]

I have 2 toilets how posh am I ? I would never call myself posh i'm just a normal bloke

[catherine]

When I first got with and moved in with Topher he lived in a studio flat and had 2 toilets. We've really gone down in life now.

[chrysostom]

don't talk about milton keynes like that

[foot-loose]

Kirkaldy > Milton Keynes

[Nicola_Red]

We've got two, but one is my flatmate's en suite, so I don't really use it. This is the first place I've ever lived in that's had more than one. My parents still live in the house they bought when they got married, and that just has the one.

[Jill]

Most houses being built these days have two toilets minimum. Our house was built about 1899 ish and only has one toilet. Would be handy having two though.

[English Bob]

My house was built in the late 60's...so only has one toilet.

Does that make me poor scum?

[MK Chris]

Kirkaldy > Milton Keynes

Piss off, Milton Keynes > anywhere in Scotland.

[chrysostom]

central bletchley = anywhere in scotland

[MK Chris]

Yeah, Bletchley is a mini Birmingham though.

[foot-loose]

Kirkaldy > Milton Keynes

Piss off, Milton Keynes > anywhere in Scotland.

Haha, even you don't believe that.

[chrysostom]

scotland doesn't have nandos. fact.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Where I live is lovely. The flat I live in would be lovely if it was ever sorted.

[foot-loose]

scotland doesn't have nandos. fact.

But my sister works for them?! She steals me chicken!

[chrysostom]

she's lying to you. when she says her branch is 'on the street corner' - it's her way of offering you the truth, whilst making it a thrilling game for herself - with an element of risk.

[foot-loose]

Should I worry where all the chickens been coming from?