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By CassieJackson
#418126
chrysostom wrote:i did not predict 4 out of 7 lottery numbers in realtime.

cat in the hat should have been my lowest alcohol related point, but it wasn't.

and i run the martin kemp facebook fanpage which is 773 fans strong. i also do the chris moyles quiz night page which has 730 fans. i enjoy the martin kemp one a LOT more. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Martin-Ke ... 005?ref=ts it started as a drunk joke - then it ballooned overnight, shit got real.


YouKnowThisMuchIs Avenue? GO13 8LD? Comedy genius.
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By Zoot
#418134
Ok, my 3 'facts'

1) I've had artwork published in a comic book printed in 32 different languages and sold all over the world
2) I am the reason they put the yellow lines down the side of the steps of escalators so you don't trap your foot, due to an accident I had when i was 3.
3) I have part ownership in 2 furless cats

(This will be easy for those on here who know me)
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By Zoot
#418189
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:1. I was on Noel's Christmas Presents. Twice.
2. I haven't had a day off sick since primary school
3. I was born in New York but haven't been back since.


3. - I reckon you HAVE been back.
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By foot-loose
#418191
Zoot wrote:Ok, my 3 'facts'

1) I've had artwork published in a comic book printed in 32 different languages and sold all over the world
2) I am the reason they put the yellow lines down the side of the steps of escalators so you don't trap your foot, due to an accident I had when i was 3.
3) I have part ownership in 2 furless cats

(This will be easy for those on here who know me)

Why would a three year old know what a yellow line meant?

2.
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By Zoot
#418210
foot-loose wrote:
Zoot wrote:Ok, my 3 'facts'

1) I've had artwork published in a comic book printed in 32 different languages and sold all over the world
2) I am the reason they put the yellow lines down the side of the steps of escalators so you don't trap your foot, due to an accident I had when i was 3.
3) I have part ownership in 2 furless cats

(This will be easy for those on here who know me)

Why would a three year old know what a yellow line meant?

2.


They didn't have the yellow lines then, I got my foot trapped which ended up them introducing the yellow lines onto escalators.
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By Yudster
#418211
Most escalators I use have white lines. So I think you're lying.
By Jill
#418225
I love the TV Prog Would I Lie to you on Friday nights. The first episode of the series with Martin Clunes was especially funny.

My 3 'facts' are:

1. I met the Artic Monkeys backstage at the NME gig in Brixton a few years ago and got one of their phone numbers.

2. I drove all the way to Cardiff (from Cov) a couple of months ago with the other half only to realise he forgot his medication when we arrived at the hotel, and had to drive all the way back home again, collect it and drive back to Cardiff in one big round trip.

3. I met Charlie Dimmock and Tommy Walsh at an opening of a local garden centre and got their autographs.

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