[Boboff]

Got a question for the main star of the Forum, here is your chance to find out all he knows.


So First Question.

How was it for you Big Boy?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Did it happen? I barely even noticed Boboff... I hear you can get it enlarged though if you want to try again.

[DevilsDuck]

who, what, where, when and why?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Freddie Starr, banana peeling, Tokyo, yesterday, drugs.

[DevilsDuck]

*nods in agreement*

[foot-loose]

who, what, where, when and why?

Boboff and Gaspode had a "thing" a while back. Gaspode dumped Bob and disappeared off the forum for a while. Now he's back, bob is horny.

... more or less.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

The Answer to Foot-Loose's question is: Because you are a twat.

[Johnny 1989]

Who are better? Technotronic or Double Trouble & The Rebel MC

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

B*witched.

[John22]

Are you this dry and witty in real life?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

You realise this is the Ask Gaspode thread right? I am miserable, greasy and sweaty in real life.

[foot-loose]

You're miserable, greasy and sweaty on here as well. And you smell a little bit of wee.

[Johnny 1989]

So what is it?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Take your nose away from my * then.

[foot-loose]

I keep trying but you insist on chasing me doing the helicopter impression.

[DevilsDuck]

so thats what the noise is! Have you shown him the elephant trick yet foots? I hadn't seen an elephant with such a small trunk until you showed me

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Either I am imagining it wrong or my wotsit is too small but surely you have to have a penis like Mr Tickle to do a proper helicopter?

[DevilsDuck]

you have seen Mr Tickles wotsit?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

You haven't??????

[DevilsDuck]

:/ no

[newsbeat]

Are you single?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I am miserable, greasy and sweaty in real life.

[DevilsDuck]

Are you single?

If that was a come on

then

I am miserable, greasy and sweaty in real life.

just sealed the deal

[foot-loose]

I am miserable, greasy and sweaty in real life.

You should pop north of the border. The lassies up here don't appear to be too fussy. The taxi fare and a bottle o' buckie and they're yours.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I do love a scottish accent too but sadly I am restricted by the boundaries of my tag.