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Essex Girl Jokes

By dimtimjim
-  Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:26 am #422151
I'm still cathcing up on the shows from my weekend away so have only just got Tuesdays show on..... Just got to the Essex girl jokes, shame they didn't have the proper punchlines read out, but I guess thats cos they weren't suitable!!

Anyone know any good ones?

My contribution:

Whats the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?

Only 1500 went down on the Titanic! :D



PS. Sorry Yuds, no offence intended to your kind!
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Re: Essex Girl Jokes

By AndyJ
-  Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:17 am #422152
An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the boots the Irish guy is wearing.

She says, "Scuse me mate, I aint being fanny or nuffink, but why doz one of your boots 'ave an L on it and the uva one's got an R on it"

So the Irish guy smiles, puts down his glass of Guinness and replies, "Well oim a little bit tick you see. The one with the R on it is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left foot"

"Cor blimey, exclaims the Essex girl, "So THAT'S why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them
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Re: Essex Girl Jokes

By Boboff
-  Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:35 am #422154
An Essex girl walked into a bar, ouch, she said, and the Bar man asked, why the long face.... or was that a horse that did that, umm yeah, sorry.
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Re: Essex Girl Jokes

By dimtimjim
-  Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:36 am #422156
Why do Essex girls wear knickers?

To keep their ankles warm...
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Re: Essex Girl Jokes

By Yudster
-  Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:11 am #422157
dimtimjim wrote:PS. Sorry Yuds, no offence intended to your kind!

None taken!
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Re: Essex Girl Jokes

By dimtimjim
-  Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:19 am #422158
Whats the difference between an Essex girl and a bag of crisps?

You only get one bang from a packet of crisps.....
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Re: Essex Girl Jokes

By AndyJ
-  Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:45 am #422159
What's the difference between an Essex girl and a fridge?


A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
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Re: Essex Girl Jokes

By Yudster
-  Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:40 pm #422261
Bonanzoid wrote:How does an Essex girl turn the light off after sex?

Throws a brick at the lamp post.


Wrong. She shuts the car door.
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Re: Essex Girl Jokes

By Yudster
-  Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:56 pm #422316
Well I do - but only because that's where Costco is!!
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Re: Essex Girl Jokes

By dimtimjim
-  Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:55 pm #422320
Whats the difference between an Essex girl and a shopping trolley?


A shopping trolley has a mind of its own....
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