dimtimjim wrote:Just ignore him, he'll soon get bored....
poke of xmas past wrote:the night before xmas i was sat at home staring at the skirting boards whilst trying to get into the festive season. I could hear people laughing and playing so i looked out of my window only to see boboff, footloose and other twat like board members enjoying themselves. I gritted my teeth and waved my fist furiouslty at them and went back inside. Later that day, after masterbating furiously to dwarf porn,I I'd just sat down to fluffy cute animlas on toast when I could hear more noise coming from outside. Again, I went to my window and hurled yet more abuse and spat wildly at them. They laughed and called me names and told me that i was only mildly irritating and that i'd soon go away. This angered me so i went back inside to massage my testicles and devise a cunning plan.
The next day after a night of bollock juggling I looked out of my window to a horrendous sight of yudster and s4B having a snowball fight in their stockings and suspenders. I opened my door, smiled, flashed 20inch dildos and buckets of cream cakes at them then invited them in. They sprinted towards my house like a stampead of buffalo. They came in and I put them into my oven, and then I ate them both.
Merry xmas
Yudster wrote:R94N wrote:Are you a troll or something?
He's a sort of troll I suppose. He pops in every now and then when he's bored and insults people randomly. He's perfectly harmless, a bit like a mild virus, you just have to let it run its course.
Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.
Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.
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