[bmstinton93]

Oh yeah, my Ma still gets her milk delivered, 3 days a week...

Yeah. By me.

[foot-loose]

Oh yeah, my Ma still gets her milk delivered, 3 days a week...

Yeah. By me.

Filth.

[bmstinton93]

Surely you're too young to make that joke?!

That's not what she said!














(That was crap!)

[foot-loose]

It was. I also edited my reply before you responded cos I've lost track of how old you are.

[bmstinton93]

It was. I also edited my reply before you responded cos I've lost track of how old you are.

Well its in my username!

[dimtimjim]

Oh yeah, my Ma still gets her milk delivered, 3 days a week...

Yeah. By me.

Ha! You wish you could deliver my mum milk, she waaaay outa your league, punk.

Plus, she don't date 93 year olds!

[bmstinton93]

Oh yeah, my Ma still gets her milk delivered, 3 days a week...

Yeah. By me.

Ha! You wish you could deliver my mum milk, she waaaay outa your league, punk.

Plus, she don't date 93 year olds!

Why not do i have to be at least 96 to date your mum or something?!

[foot-loose]

Right - you are well within your rights to bone tims maw then. You have my blessing.

[dimtimjim]

Why not do i have to be at least 96 to date your mum or something?!

C'mon now, lets leave the mums out this, you don't want us gettin started on your mum. My ma may be 58, but at least thats years, your ma is 58 stone!

[bmstinton93]

Why not do i have to be at least 96 to date your mum or something?!

C'mon now, lets leave the mums out this, you don't want us gettin started on your mum. My ma may be 58, but at least thats years, your ma is 58 stone!

Yeah there's Nout wrong with that!

[foot-loose]

Why not do i have to be at least 96 to date your mum or something?!

C'mon now, lets leave the mums out this, you don't want us gettin started on your mum. My ma may be 58, but at least thats years, your ma is 58 stone!

Yeah there's Nout wrong with that!

Seconded. Plus his maw is comfy.

[bmstinton93]

Exactly!

[Yudster]

Maw actually means mouth or gaping opening.

[foot-loose]

Not in this case it doesn't.

[dimtimjim]

Maw actually means gaping opening.

And it doesn't get much comfier than my gaping opening.....

[Johnny 1989]

Maw actually means mouth or gaping opening.

Ah but "north of the border" they speak in that weird, mongrel dialect of which you need Subtitles to understand what half of them say....





Only kidding

[foot-loose]

I'm no rising to that. Ya prick.

[Bonanzoid]

[Johnny 1989]

I'm no rising to that. Ya prick.

I can imagine you saying that in the same accent as Alex Ferguson oddly enough

[bmstinton93]

Well they are both Scottish!

[Johnny 1989]

Well they are both Scottish!

But there's quite a diversity, for example Rab C Nesbit's Glaswegian accent is completely different to Karen Gillan's Inverness accent.

[bmstinton93]

Isn't the glaswegian accent really strong though? Like Willy off the Simpsons?

[Johnny 1989]

Isn't the glaswegian accent really strong though? Like Willy off the Simpsons?

Oh yes, I think it may be the strongest of the lot (Foots or Munki may be able to clarify) yet the Inverness accent (well Karen Gillan's at least) is a lot more softer (I actually really like her accent in Doctor Who)

[Yudster]

Isn't the glaswegian accent really strong though? Like Willy off the Simpsons?

It really really varies. Willie from The Simpsons is a bad example because that's an American doing an incredibly bad accent that doesn't sound like anything. But the classic Glaswegian Rab C Nesbitt accent is what people mostly think of as Glasgow - but Sean Biggerstaff (Oliver Wood in the first 2 Harry Potter movies) also has a Glasgow accent and it sounds completely different, really really gorgeous in fact.

That's it. That's absolutely everything I know about Scottish accents. The whole lot.

[foot-loose]

Some of us sound like Rab C. Others don't.

Munki does. I don't.