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Re: Dave & Jayne#439555

By Johnny 1989 - Mon May 30, 2011 9:09 pm

- Mon May 30, 2011 9:09 pm #439555

I ate a packet of Toffos

Regards, Johnny 1989

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Re: Dave & Jayne#439561

By neilt0 - Mon May 30, 2011 10:11 pm

- Mon May 30, 2011 10:11 pm #439561

reviloslater wrote:I've had 14 yoghurts today
(ask me how I feel)

Danoned! No, wait...

Re: Dave & Jayne#439565

By reviloslater - Mon May 30, 2011 10:21 pm

- Mon May 30, 2011 10:21 pm #439565

neilt0 wrote:
reviloslater wrote:I've had 14 yoghurts today
(ask me how I feel)

Danoned! No, wait...

Urgh, its Petit Filous'd

No thats not right is it...

Re: Dave & Jayne#439566

By neilt0 - Mon May 30, 2011 10:40 pm

- Mon May 30, 2011 10:40 pm #439566

Ski'd!

Re: Dave & Jayne#439591

By chrysostom - Tue May 31, 2011 8:11 am

- Tue May 31, 2011 8:11 am #439591

like a natural greek?

Re: Dave & Jayne#439592

By bmstinton93 - Tue May 31, 2011 8:12 am

- Tue May 31, 2011 8:12 am #439592

Tesco Basics?

Re: Dave & Jayne#439593

By Wykey - Tue May 31, 2011 8:37 am

- Tue May 31, 2011 8:37 am #439593

reviloslater wrote:I've had 14 yoghurts today
(ask me how I feel)

A trifle deaf?

Re: Dave & Jayne#439594

By DevilsDuck - Tue May 31, 2011 8:43 am

- Tue May 31, 2011 8:43 am #439594

Canesten Duo'd

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Dave & Jayne#439597

By Zoot - Tue May 31, 2011 8:54 am

- Tue May 31, 2011 8:54 am #439597

Fruit Cornered?

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Dave & Jayne#439602

By Nicola_Red - Tue May 31, 2011 10:48 am

- Tue May 31, 2011 10:48 am #439602

Alpro'd? Oh no, that's only if you're a vegan...

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Re: Dave & Jayne#439608

By Yudster - Tue May 31, 2011 12:32 pm

- Tue May 31, 2011 12:32 pm #439608

Sick. Yogurt is disgusting.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Dave & Jayne#439629

By English Bob - Tue May 31, 2011 6:24 pm

- Tue May 31, 2011 6:24 pm #439629

Zoot wrote:Fruit Cornered?

Obscure TV reference time!

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Re: Dave & Jayne#439637

By DevilsDuck - Tue May 31, 2011 8:43 pm

- Tue May 31, 2011 8:43 pm #439637

Mullered!

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Dave & Jayne#439638

By foot-loose - Tue May 31, 2011 8:57 pm

- Tue May 31, 2011 8:57 pm #439638

There's eight pages of this crap?

Re: Dave & Jayne#439640

By bmstinton93 - Tue May 31, 2011 9:30 pm

- Tue May 31, 2011 9:30 pm #439640

Well the majority of the first 7 pages were on topic

Re: Dave & Jayne#439641

By chrysostom - Tue May 31, 2011 10:23 pm

- Tue May 31, 2011 10:23 pm #439641

bmstinton93 wrote:Well the majority of the first 7 pages were on topic

Re: Dave & Jayne#439642

By reviloslater - Tue May 31, 2011 10:28 pm

- Tue May 31, 2011 10:28 pm #439642

bmstinton93 wrote:Well the majority of the first 7 pages were on topic

Yeah and then some idiot went and started off the jokes...

*ha that was me!* *laughs to self and strokes white cat*

Re: Dave & Jayne#439662

By a-moron - Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:02 am

- Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:02 am #439662

reviloslater wrote:
*ha that was me!* *laughs to self and strokes white cat*

Be sure to use the Love Glove whilst doing this as it gently massages your puss while grooming

Thats a meglomaniacs kitty if ever I saw one

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Dave & Jayne#439712

By foot-loose - Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:36 pm

- Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:36 pm #439712

I've got a love glove.

Re: Dave & Jayne#439725

By Yudster - Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:46 am

- Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:46 am #439725

In your dreams.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Dave & Jayne#439728

By DevilsDuck - Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:03 am

- Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:03 am #439728

A special sock should not be called a love glove foots.....its wrong

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Dave & Jayne#439733

By foot-loose - Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:35 am

- Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:35 am #439733

It's one of yer maws socks.

Re: Dave & Jayne#439739

By DevilsDuck - Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:19 am

- Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:19 am #439739

Better than your pink sock

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Dave & Jayne#439924

By Johnny 1989 - Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:27 pm

- Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:27 pm #439924

theflyingbadger wrote:
reviloslater wrote:
*ha that was me!* *laughs to self and strokes white cat*

Be sure to use the Love Glove whilst doing this as it gently massages your puss while grooming

Thats a meglomaniacs kitty if ever I saw one

Love Glove for your pussy

Regards, Johnny 1989

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Re: Dave & Jayne#439972

By shamrock student - Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:50 pm

- Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:50 pm #439972

On reflection, I think I was a tad harsh in my rant last week....I blame tiredness and 1 particularly below the belt post!

If I can come back theres a pack of Toffo's for EVERYBODY!

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