[richbrown]

I loved the "10 second takeover" this morning. Hope they do that again.

[Nicola_Red]

I loved the "10 second takeover" this morning. Hope they do that again.

Me too! Something else I wanna clip for the sound vault. So much great stuff to clip this week.

[DevilsDuck]

I didnt hear the 10 secon takeover, but did anyone request Blur - Beetlebum, love the start to that song

[Yudster]

My stepsister thought clay pigeon shooting was shooting pigeons with clay.
My sister thought BNP stood for Black National Party.
My sister asked my mum and Steve once if they were going to the pub on Friday night. They replied 'is the Pope a Catholic?', to which her response was 'I dunno'.

Ok, so now that's your sister dealt with - but I know for a fact you have a LONG list of these from Cat.....!

Ha - @shitmycatsays?!

[SAV1OUR]

I really like the stupid amnesty actually. I think I'm gonna clip it for the sound vault.

Mine is: when I was a kid my uncle told me that mouth ulcers were called 'chatterbox spots' and were caused by talking too much. I believed that for quite a while.

That bit on the Gaurdian was brilliant too, loved it, theres been some gems this week.

[Nicola_Red]

I didnt hear the 10 second takeover, but did anyone request Blur - Beetlebum, love the start to that song

Nope. I would have asked for GNR Welcome To The Jungle, but someone did get Sweet Child O' Mine which was almost as good.

[jhmagic1]

I know and I was going to start a Twitter account for them and everything, but I can't for the life of me remember them!

http://twitter.com/StupidAmnesty

[foot-loose]

2: I used to think the reason why men made "noises" at the point of climax was because sperm wasn't tiny and millions but because there was only 1 sperm and it was about 6 to twelve inches long and it coming from such a small point of a man's appendage would obviously be painful...needless to say it put me off the idea for sex for a very long time because I wondered why anyone would want to do that to themselves.

This is a terrifying image.

[Nicola_Red]

Both of the clips are now in the sound vault if anyone wants to hear them again. I've listened to them several times now and I think the one about when a team are playing a game on aggregate it means a different kind of pitch is my favourite - makes me chortle every time.

[DevilsDuck]

2: I used to think the reason why men made "noises" at the point of climax was because sperm wasn't tiny and millions but because there was only 1 sperm and it was about 6 to twelve inches long and it coming from such a small point of a man's appendage would obviously be painful...needless to say it put me off the idea for sex for a very long time because I wondered why anyone would want to do that to themselves.

This is a terrifying image.

I have never seen it

[foot-loose]

You should ask yer maw if you can borrow it. She sent it to me.

[DevilsDuck]

I asked her. but she said she had an even scarier picture

[Wykey]

There was a text read out that went along the lines of...

"Given that Nuns live in a Nunnery, I thought that Monks live in a Monkery."

Now, reckon that was a double bluff or a completely oblivious double whammy?

[foot-loose]

There was a text read out that went along the lines of...

"Given that Nuns live in a Nunnery, I thought that Monks live in a Monkery."

Now, reckon that was a double bluff or a completely oblivious double whammy?

Pfft. 2007 Baby:

viewtopic.php?f=35&t=17023&p=306355#p306355

[bmstinton93]

How the hell did you manage to find a single post from 4 years ago...?

[dimtimjim]

Candles were burning, cussions were suitably fluffed, what more does the man have to fill his time?!!

[foot-loose]

How the hell did you manage to find a single post from 4 years ago...?

I searched the word "monkery".

I know my script.

[a-moron]

If Foots is fluffing some cussions he's in a completely different industry than I first assumed. Cussion's are of course people from the land of the sweary word.

[foot-loose]

I'm not sure I would call what DimTim was referring to an "industry". Others may though.

[dimtimjim]

Sorry, coulda spell checked, but had more important things to do.

[a-moron]

Wasn't being pedantic dimtim, couldn't give a shit how things are spelled, was making a play on the fluffing line. As for important things to do, I checked out other meanings of fluffing in the ol' urban dictionary and it produced a belting and a very apt definition for "fluffing",

'The act of adjusting ones testicles due to stickiness, sweatyness or discomfort.
Can also be described as "Fluffng the pillows" '

In Scotchland this is known as a 'Stoater'

[foot-loose]

Tell me the word "Scotchland" has made it to Urban Dictionary!

*checks*

Bastard.

[Johnny 1989]

I used to think people viewed the world in black and white until colour tv was invented

I thought that if you went to America that everyone would be blurry & orange

Never mind America, that would also be a Saturday night out in my town, no end to the blurred and orangeness on show

Ah so I take it you either live or lived in Liverpool, Newcastle or Essex then

[Munki Bhoy]

There was a text read out that went along the lines of...

"Given that Nuns live in a Nunnery, I thought that Monks live in a Monkery."

Now, reckon that was a double bluff or a completely oblivious double whammy?

I laughed at that because my future sister-in-law has admitted to that same thing!

2: I used to think the reason why men made "noises" at the point of climax was because sperm wasn't tiny and millions but because there was only 1 sperm and it was about 6 to twelve inches long and it coming from such a small point of a man's appendage would obviously be painful...needless to say it put me off the idea for sex for a very long time because I wondered why anyone would want to do that to themselves.

This is a terrifying image.

I'm not sure whether it would be worse giving or receiving...

[DevilsDuck]

There was a text read out that went along the lines of...

"Given that Nuns live in a Nunnery, I thought that Monks live in a Monkery."

Now, reckon that was a double bluff or a completely oblivious double whammy?

Do you mean because Nuns dont live in a Nunnery?

Convent!!!