[dimtimjim]

DV is correct, Pirates is brilliant. I went to Pirates Uncut (the over 18's version) many years ago, its a great show. Although, very, very messy.



That was the night I ended up walking around Magaluf, including playing pool in a family bar, all with nothing on my bottom half...... So, so, so drunk. Good times.

[bmstinton93]

Are you drunk this morning...?

[dimtimjim]

Not yet.... Why?

[bmstinton93]

This post seems really random, but then again I haven't been listening to the show properly this morning.

[dimtimjim]

Ah, yes. Random, unless you listen to the show, in which case its perfectly relevant....

[bmstinton93]

I have been listening all morning but I must have not heard that bit tbh.

[nade]

What the ... falkirk are you on about?

Bearing in mind I usually am a day behind listening :/

My first thought was some cross between a Disney ride and a pokemon.

[dimtimjim]

What the ... falkirk are you on about?

Bearing in mind I usually am a day behind listening :/

Cease asking silly questions until you 'ave then. I'm talking about Pirates. In Magaluf.

Listen to show, google it, go there, get shit-faced, run around half naked, done.

[a-moron]

Best night in town.

Pirates => Drunk => Lost => Paying taxi driver with your watch => Good Times

[dimtimjim]

Erm..... You missed the bit where you wander about with ya dingle on show.....

Was that just me then?!

[bmstinton93]

What dingle...?

[dimtimjim]

..............? You really want pictures?!!!!!!!

[bmstinton93]

Yeah why not. Send them on to Nic and she can tell me...

[dimtimjim]

Dutty boy.

[a-moron]

Erm..... You missed the bit where you wander about with ya dingle on show.....

Was that just me then?!

Not that night anyway, I did lose my shirt to a barbed wire fence though. Can't imagine why I thought my route back would involve me scaling a barbed wire fence .

A party night later in the holiday did result in the mini-badge being 'unleashed' after trying to remove my jeans quicker than some other guy to win a pint and the whole lot coming down. This resulted in the ol' garments being hijacked and thrown out on to the street for me to retrieve.

Ah memories...

[bmstinton93]

mini

Definitely relates to dimtimjim...

[dimtimjim]

Ay, similar scenario for me. Pirates drinking competition. Prize for the first pair of jeans on the stage. Our table all looked at each other..... Now, being a little competative and not wanting to lose, of mine came, no messing about. Obviously not seeing where this was going.

Cos guess what was the next challenge. Yes, a pair of mens underwear on stage.....! Now, at our table, i'm the only one who has already taken his trousers off, so everyone looked to me to provide the pants too! Mint!

Mind you, didn't go home alone that night so the 'advertising' obviously paid off!

Everyone should go Magaluf at least once.

[dimtimjim]

mini relates to dimtimjim...

Yes it does, I used to own one. A 1976 model which I dropped an MG Metro engine in. So fast! Loved that car....

[bmstinton93]

Alright Grandad!

[dimtimjim]

The car was from 1976, not me! (Tax exempt!) Trust me, my mini was not grandad-like. It had a straight through exhaust, no silencer - You could hear me coming from miles away!!

[a-moron]

Mind you, didn't go home alone that night so the 'advertising' obviously paid off!

- You could hear me coming from miles away!!

Aiiee

[dimtimjim]

[a-moron]

Only kidding with the edited post DTJ

You're spot on in saying you've got to try Magalluf once. Even just to prepare your liver for adulthood. Other young persons holidays don't come close.

[dimtimjim]

Only kidding with the edited post DTJ, you big sexy man-beast

S'ok, changing quotes is funny. Except Nics - she no like dat shit.

[bmstinton93]

Only kidding with the edited post DTJ

Alright gentlemen, enough of the rearranging posts to make people look like they've said something they haven't, it's tired and unfunny.