[dimtimjim]

Indeed, partner!

[a-moron]

No...I keep asking the other half for it but she says its too expensive...

Pfffft! Just like ALL her beauty products, but does that stop her buying 'em?!

*Opens the 'sexism can' and quickly trots on*

You know, I had no recollection of typing this, checked all my previous posts... Nothing. Searched - she says its too expensive. Bingo! It was Longview, thank jebus for that. Realise I'm prone to posting nonsense on here but generally have a vague idea of what i've put up.

Damn you DTJ, trying to tar me with your 'sexism can'. I will not tolerate such slander.

That said, the wife needs as much help as she can get in that department, so it's for my benefit as well. It is all well saying beauty is only skin deep, it's only when her skin is covered in layers of make up could that one be described as being close to average.

[Wykey]

I'll buy you a jar if you want.

[a-moron]

I'll have a pint of Stella please my good man, throw in some scampi fries and we'll make a day of it.

[Yudster]

I'll have a pint of Stella please my good man, throw in some scampi fries and we'll make a day of it.

Scampi Fries? Smelly Finger.

[a-moron]

Got more than a smelly finger to contend with after a packet of them bad boys. Probably equivalent to a whale farting in your mouth.

[Wykey]

Now, if you'll indulge me for a second, I've developed a technique for avoiding scampi fry based fishy fingers.

Are you ready?

Brace yourselves.....


Open packet, head back, open wide, pour.

[a-moron]

Might give that a go but I'm always wary of tilting my head back and opening wide. Best sticking to the Beef Monster Munch.

[Yudster]

Might give that a go but I'm always wary of tilting my head back and opening wide.

Me neither. Learned that one the hard way.

[Wykey]

Was it lockjaw?

[Yudster]

In his dreams.