I'm not stupid but..

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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By Bas
-  Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:05 am #442915
theflyingbadger wrote:Did you go with jezza@ or jezzy@ thejezster@ in the end up? It is irratating when someone beats you to it. I tried about four or five different variations on my name to no avail when trying to register my 1st e-mail account. Ended up making one up - [email protected] . Amusing at the time but slightly embarrassing when getting asked for it.

"Eh, its [email protected]", "Pardon?", "Ahem, yes it's [email protected]", "Can you spell that?" "B,I ...."

You get the point. I now have a grown up e-mail address.
[email protected]



I wouldn't stick up my email addy up on the net, if i were you. mate. :?
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By a-moron
-  Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:09 am #442916
Cheers for your concern Bas but the supanet one is a closed account now and the second one was a wee jokey one. If you can't decipher, let me know.
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By Bas
-  Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:11 am #442918
theflyingbadger wrote:Cheers for your concern Bas but the supanet one is a closed account now and the second one was a wee jokey one. If you can't decipher, let me know.




Busted! :(

I didn't read it through...obviously. :oops:
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By MK Chris
-  Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:12 am #442919
Luckily I got my Gmail account when it was invitation only (cheers Kendra), so I managed to get surname.firstname, if not firstname.surname.
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By Yudster
-  Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:15 am #442922
Bas wrote:
theflyingbadger wrote:Cheers for your concern Bas but the supanet one is a closed account now and the second one was a wee jokey one. If you can't decipher, let me know.




Busted! :(

I didn't read it through...obviously. :oops:


An appropriate addition to this thread though...
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By Bas
-  Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:18 am #442923
Yudster wrote:
An appropriate addition to this thread though...




Ha ! :D , i was just about to post this:
"I can't seem to detect blatantly fake comedy email addresses. How f**ken stupid is that?"

when i clicked & got the. 'At least one new post has been made to this topic. You may wish to review your post in light of this' message. :lol:
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By Yudster
-  Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:22 am #442924
Sorry - yours would have been funnier!
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By Wykey
-  Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:46 am #442930
theflyingbadger wrote:Did you go with jezza@ or jezzy@ thejezster@ in the end up?


After watching an episode of Flowery Twats I went for the iconic [email protected]

Ended up making one up - [email protected] . Amusing at the time but slightly embarrassing when getting asked for it.

"Eh, its [email protected]", "Pardon?", "Ahem, yes it's [email protected]", "Can you spell that?" "B,I ...."

You get the point. I now have a grown up e-mail address.
[email protected]


Then after feeling much the same, I decided that paying USD25 a year for web hosting, a domain and the ability to do my own email was a better idea :)
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By MK Chris
-  Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:29 am #442944
Wykey wrote:
theflyingbadger wrote:Did you go with jezza@ or jezzy@ thejezster@ in the end up?


After watching an episode of Flowery Twats I went for the iconic [email protected]

Bravo sir. "I speak English very well.. I learn it from a book!"
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By Sally A
-  Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:42 pm #443052
Being Somerset born and bred, when I was younger and the sports news mentioned cricket at The Oval, I always thought they were saying Yeovil. :)
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By schalmers
-  Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:48 pm #443218
haha like that one Sally

i had a great one a few days ago from a client on the end of my phone at work.
I work in the cruise industry, and a customer asked me......

" IS MY CABIN ABOVE OR UNDER THE WATER???"

errrrrr..DOHHHHHH!!
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By a-moron
-  Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:37 am #443243
You never know, you may have got them such a super deal that they assumed you had somehow managed to procure them a cabin in the workers quarters.
Bunking up with a wee Balinese dude who keeps making your bed when your not looking and waking up every morning with melted chocolate in your ear.

I'll take one if they're still going.
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By Nicola_Red
-  Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:56 am #443244
schalmers wrote:i had a great one a few days ago from a client on the end of my phone at work.
I work in the cruise industry, and a customer asked me......

" IS MY CABIN ABOVE OR UNDER THE WATER???"

errrrrr..DOHHHHHH!!


Oh, if we started on stupid things customers say I could fill 20 pages just on my own. Just on Friday I was asked of some seats, "how can they be at the back and the side?" Because of course, back is the opposite of side...*sigh*
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By DevilsDuck
-  Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:17 pm #443439
When I worked for a water company, we used to get a couple of calls a week asking why there hot water wasnt working...had to explain countless times, we only provide cold water they should get the boiler checked if they have not hot water
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By MK Chris
-  Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:51 pm #443444
When I worked on the phone lines for Unilever, I had a consumer ring up ring up to say that to save space, he had poured his bottle of Domestos Ox (oxygen based bleach) into his bottle of normal Domestos (chlorine based bleach), despite there being numerous warnings against this on the packaging of both products. The bottle exploded.
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By McGuinness-89
-  Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:17 pm #443446
I used to think the line in Praise You by Fatboy Slim was "I have to praise you like a shoe"
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By mcmahonman
-  Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:07 pm #443473
Nicola_Red wrote:
schalmers wrote:i had a great one a few days ago from a client on the end of my phone at work.
I work in the cruise industry, and a customer asked me......

" IS MY CABIN ABOVE OR UNDER THE WATER???"

errrrrr..DOHHHHHH!!


Oh, if we started on stupid things customers say I could fill 20 pages just on my own. Just on Friday I was asked of some seats, "how can they be at the back and the side?" Because of course, back is the opposite of side...*sigh*


This sounds like the website for you then Nic: http://notalwaysright.com/

Re: I'm not stupid but..

By bmstinton93
-  Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:38 pm #443478
Heald wrote:I thought that wrestling was real until my early teens

Weirdly my Dad told me that one yesterday. I always thought it was real as well!
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By a-moron
-  Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:56 pm #443482
bmstinton93 wrote:
Heald wrote:I thought that wrestling was real until my early teens

Weirdly my Dad told me that one yesterday. I always thought it was real as well!Weirdly my Dad told me that one yesterday. I always thought it was real as well!

Was that just in case you didn't believe him the first time :wink:
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Re: I'm not stupid but..

By a-moron
-  Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:22 pm #443488
bmstinton93 wrote:How the hell did that happen?! That's what you get from coming on here on your phone!

I know Benjamin, you really should've finished your call 1st. Popping on to forums, not using your full menatl capacity and only one handed, mistakes were bound to happen. You've just got to be watch how long you're on them premium rate lines, that shit eats your credit.
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