[Boboff]

Sorry foots, I really meant they should PM you as a joke, so I am sorry.

As it is, it's up to you, either way, it is a bit odd is it not?

I read in on one of those crappy email things thats all, and thought I would share, and then didn't want to be seen to be pissing on Foots Parade.

[Boboff]

Only two people
signed the Declaration of Independence e on July 4, John Hancock
and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

[Boboff]

In English pubs, ale
is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when
customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind
your pints and quarts, and settle down.'



It's where we get
the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

[Boboff]

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse
has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air,
the person died because of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes

[McGuinness-89]

If a woman falls over in the forest, is it still your fault?