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By Boboff
#443202
I don't understand your "fat" issue, No Vegan is ever really large, and if you are Vegan why can you eat Milk Cholocolate.

Oh and just to make you feel at home, you do have nice tits.
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By Nicola_Red
#443213
boboff wrote:I don't understand your "fat" issue, No Vegan is ever really large, and if you are Vegan why can you eat Milk Cholocolate.

Oh and just to make you feel at home, you do have nice tits.


Cheers. Vegans can be overweight, y'know - ever hear of chips? And what makes you think I can eat milk chocolate?
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By Nicola_Red
#443222
Well, thankyou. There are a couple of very good lines of imitation milk chocolate these days, so I don't really feel I'm missing out. But that's a different topic (topic! chocolate! ha! geddit? *cough*)
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By Boboff
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Why do I now have a vision of Tommy Cooper saying " KitKat Twix, Kitkat Twix" Imitation chocolate, what ever next, they'll be letting them Vegan hold down Jobs and everything!
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By schalmers
#443240
My wife has had a weird phobia of sponges since I've known her. Doesn't matter whether you mentioned the word or even looking at them makes her all go tingly
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By a-moron
#443241
charlalottie wrote:.Anyway the escalator phobia is not stupid; i read somewhere ages ago 0.4% of all Canadians suffer with it.


I read somewhere that sex panther works 100% of the time, 60% of the time.
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By Nicola_Red
#443254
I must add that I like lottie's throne idea very much and suggest it should be implemented as soon as possible.
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By a-moron
#443289
theflyingbadger wrote:Well phobia is latin for fear so I'm going by that rule


*Snigger*

I wondered why nobody had pulled me up on this (fact?), as I thought I was typing a big pile of horse-shite and had made it up purely to counter a well pieced together arguement put forward by Yudsy-baby in response to some guff that I had posted and I couldn't be arsed doing a serious response.
Turns out I wis'nae that far away from the truth. It's Greek no Latin but hey Tomato / Potato.
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By foot-loose
#443292
They didn't pull you up cos they are just used to Scotchlanders being correct around these parts...
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By Yudster
#443300
No, I didn't pull him up because I didn't think it mattered that it was Greek not Latin.
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By a-moron
#443304
Yudster wrote:No, I didn't pull him up because I didn't think it mattered that it was Greek not Latin.


Aye right you knew,

Pilious ov Pishilium
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By Yudster
#443313
Of course I knew, why would I say I did if I didn't? I have NO idea what pivilivy pisheroo or whatever you said means though.
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By a-moron
#443326
I'm only messing yuds,
Surprised you didn't know the above phrase though. Translates as 'pile of pish'
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By Yudster
#443333
I did wonder, but I'm not familiar with it. I googled it and nothing either.
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By a-moron
#443343
Yudster wrote:I did wonder, but I'm not familiar with it. I googled it and nothing either.

Didn't think google would be able to help you out there. Don't think there is a website able to translate the babblings of an idiot. Appreciate the effort though :)
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By foot-loose
#443355
theflyingbadger wrote:I'm only messing yuds,
Surprised you didn't know the above phrase though. Translates as 'pile of pish'

*o'


of?!
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By a-moron
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Sorry foots, was going to go with the ol' pile o' pish line but thought I'd probably used up the ol' quota of ' allowed in the ol' forum.
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By Yudster
#443373
He was speaking English for me. I appreciated it.
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By dimtimjim
#443385
charlalottie wrote:I'm now down to just spiders and needles.


Thats two of mine, too. Plus thunder (long story).
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By dimtimjim
#443386
Nicola_Red wrote: I have a lovely rat, but a lot of people who visit my flat aren't keen on mine.


Thats our Nic, as soon as someone is round her house she has to get her rat out..... :wink:
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By Nicola_Red
#443391
Enough of that! Or do you want me to get out my big banning stick?
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By Nicola_Red
#443403
No, that doesn't actually mean anything.

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