[stewaj3]

How did this arrogant, pretentious, bland, dull, up his own arse, boring, unfunny, snobby guy ever get on tv? (Thanks Simon Cowell)

I'll Never watch anything he does, I don't understand why he gets these jobs in the first place. I mean how did he manage to get presenting jobs? The guys about as edgy as a satsuma. Hate's a strong word but I just cannot stand the guy. Then I see he's slagging off Hugh Grant on twitter... by saying his films are 'cheesy, crap & nauseatingly predictable' hello, have you ever heard the story about the pot and the kettle Mr Morgan?

Still as Zane would say.. you gotta respect what he's doing right now.....

feel free to add below!

[Yudster]

Piers Morgan should have been jailed and then completely boycotted from any media job after printing those faked pictures of British soldiers "abusing" Iraqi prisoners. He knew it wasn't true, he knew the pictures were fake and he did it anyway. The man - and I use the term loosely - is scum of the worst kind. He should be in prison, not on telly earning millions.

[SAV1OUR]

Arse-covering shitebag like the rest of the closed-circle of the wealthy few, Murdochs cutting and running with Brooks, as she is snatched back to their inner sanctum - instead of facing the public.

Police have started on Desmond's beloved Daily Star now, I hope they'll get round to Paul Dacre's Daily Fail, and of course, Piers Moron's old Daily Mirror paper. Highly-suspicious of that shitty rag all along and it's muted response to the scandal.

[Longview01]

Piers Morgan should have been jailed and then completely boycotted from any media job after printing those faked pictures of British soldiers "abusing" Iraqi prisoners. He knew it wasn't true, he knew the pictures were fake and he did it anyway. The man - and I use the term loosely - is scum of the worst kind. He should be in prison, not on telly earning millions.

This all over, people seem to have completely forgotton about it as well

[Bas]

Piers Morgan should have been jailed and then completely boycotted from any media job after printing those faked pictures of British soldiers "abusing" Iraqi prisoners. He knew it wasn't true, he knew the pictures were fake and he did it anyway. The man - and I use the term loosely - is scum of the worst kind. He should be in prison, not on telly earning millions.

This all over, people seem to have completely forgotton about it as well

Not just that, try googling 'Viglen shares scandal' & try to figure out how the fat pig avoided pokey for that one too.

[Wykey]

How did this arrogant, pretentious, bland, dull, up his own arse, boring, unfunny, snobby guy ever get on tv? (Thanks Simon Cowell)

I'll Never watch anything he does, I don't understand why he gets these jobs in the first place. I mean how did he manage to get presenting jobs? The guys about as edgy as a satsuma. Hate's a strong word but I just cannot stand the guy. Then I see he's slagging off Hugh Grant on twitter... by saying his films are 'cheesy, crap & nauseatingly predictable' hello, have you ever heard the story about the pot and the kettle Mr Morgan?

Still as Zane would say.. you gotta respect what he's doing right now.....

feel free to add below!

It saddens me that occasionally a portion if my life is wasted thinking about that twat.

Essentially, everything that's wrong with society is reflected in his personality, his behaviour, his ideology and his views.

As Stephen Fry said when asked to define the countryside - "The murder of Piers Morgan?"

[Nicola_Red]

The title of this thread kinda sounds like something someone whose first language is not English would say. "I am strongly disliking of Piers Morgan, ja." I feel it should be either "strongly disliking Piers" or "strong dislike of Piers".

Also 'dislike' starts to seem like a really weird word after you've written it a couple of times.

[Yudster]

Essentially, everything that's wrong with society is reflected in his personality, his behaviour, his ideology and his views.

As Stephen Fry said when asked to define the countryside - "The murder of Piers Morgan?"

Yes yes yes yes yes.

[a-moron]

Easy there Sally.

[Wykey]

Also 'dislike' starts to seem like a really weird word after you've written it a couple of times.

Every word becomes nonsense if you repeat it often enough - without context words are just noise. Without context, the brain can't comprehend the meaning, and so continuing to repeat them renders them formless and confusing.

Pick a word, say it out-loud over and over again.

Embrace and enjoy the sudden feeling of confusion and befuddlement you feel.

Enjoy the fact that you've just managed to play a trick on your own brain.

(I think I might have written this in another thread here not long ago, but I can't see it, so apolgies if I'm repeating myself!)

[a-moron]

Also 'dislike' starts to seem like a really weird word after you've written it a couple of times.

Every word becomes nonsense if you repeat it often enough - without context words are just noise. Without context, the brain can't comprehend the meaning, and so continuing to repeat them renders them formless and confusing.

Pick a word, say it out-loud over and over again.

Embrace and enjoy the sudden feeling of confusion and befuddlement you feel.

Enjoy the fact that you've just managed to play a trick on your own brain.

(I think I might have written this in another thread here not long ago, but I can't see it, so apolgies if I'm repeating myself!)

You did indeed. About genitals. In the 'Crap' thread.

Superb use of befuddlement may I add.

[Wykey]

Thank you, I do enjoy the more delicious words that are available for use. Those that trip off the tongue and have a certain frisson of ingenuity about them should be used more often.

And thank you - sometimes I type a reply but forget to post it

Not very often you understand, sometimes the page doesn't reload, or it times out or I have to close the browser....

Don't get me wrong, I'm not mental or anything.

[Yudster]

.....yeah you are.

[MK Chris]

Still as Zane would say.. you gotta respect what he's doing right now.....

No I haven't.

I agree with everything Yudster and Wykey have said.

[Wykey]

.....yeah you are.

I'm not! And I'm not paranoid either. So your tricks won't work

[DarroM]

Can't bloody stand the guy. He just has a face you just want to punch and going to jail or whatnot to punch that guy's face and worse things would probably be worth it. It sickens me that guys like him have money and are somewhat successful in what they're doing while honest, good-living people get diddly squat. My mother tends to say this from time to time and in this case, it is probably true, "The devil looks after his own!"

[foot-loose]

I feel there is little point in repeating what I have said for several years now.

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[a-moron]

Quite a few belters showing foots' true feelings towards the big bell-end but my favourite foot-loosie-ism

He's possibly bigger than the biggest * in the world. What an absolutely deplorable creature he is. Horrible *.

Also...

*expodles*

[foot-loose]

It takes a fair bit to annoy me. He manages it without me even knowing him. That is his only achievement in life.

*.

[a-moron]

Fair to say he irk's you a little bit then.

I listen to a podcast where one of the hosts always describes Chelsea Handler (US Chat Show host) as a talentless *.

Always thought this description would be better directed towards Piersm Organ.

He is a vacuous bawbag of the highest order.

[foot-loose]

From 2008:

It's Peirs Morgan.

It's PIERS

It's a stupid fecking name.

It is stupid. Maybe his mother gave birth to him on a pier.

I'm not convinced he was 'born' as such.

Created in the cesspits of hell and vomited into the land of the living perhaps, but no - I don't think he was 'born'.

So you like him, yeah?

Ahh good.

I was thinking that maybe I hadn't made it clear.

Here's a joke to lighten the mood: What happened to the frog's broken down car? Answer = it got toad away.

Here's a better joke:

Suicide. The art of ending your own life.
Countryside. The art of ending Piers Morgans.

That isn't funny.

Yes it is.

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[a-moron]

Here's a better joke:

Suicide. The art of ending your own life.
Countryside. The art of ending Piers Morgans.

That isn't funny.

Yes it is.

See that is funny, she's no right in the head that one.

[Johnny 1989]

Here's a better joke:

Suicide. The art of ending your own life.
Countryside. The art of ending Piers Morgans.

That isn't funny.

Yes it is.

See that is funny, she's no right in the head that one.

That's why she's not on this board anymore

[bmstinton93]

She does frequently visit though. And she had a big rant at console on Aled.info the other day, including moaning that we still sometimes talk about her on here.

[Yudster]

See that is funny, she's no right in the head that one.

I am finding it harder and harder to believe you haven't actually met her...