[foot-loose]

Oh its not the possible dimensions, more the apparent knowledge of a series of conversations that went on here literally YEARS ago which led to the agreed pluralisation of "penis" as "penipee". I think Foot Loose and Charlalottie were at the vanguard of the discussions if I remember rightly.

Damn right. Lottie had a sig an everything.

[a-moron]

Turns out it was Yuds who introduced me to the penipee. Long before I joined the forum, just popped in and out for the occasional download, I would come on here and search for rude words and read the topics that related to the words whilst whittling away my working hours.

Ain't I a crazy mo-fo.

Or under performing at work, one or the other.

So after reading the feedback from the penipee post I thought it must have been on here I heard about it and went about doing the same again and have linked some of the best ones.
Yup, under-performer I thinks.

Shit Arse -
viewtopic.php?f=28&t=19872&p=363364&hilit=shit+arse#p363364
Put me on to the Dom Flying topic, Ace

Clunge -
viewtopic.php?f=35&t=22642&p=430896&hilit=clunge#p430896
Words i don't know, always good to pick up new sweary's

Penises -
search.php?keywords=penises
And top of the table... PENIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Righty, what's this work thing all about again.

[Nicola_Red]

I love 'clunge'. We have the Inbetweeners to thank for getting that one into the popular lexicon. You can buy a t shirt that says 'Knee Deep in Clunge'

[DevilsDuck]

I love 'clunge'.

Sig!

[Munki Bhoy]

Turns out it was Yuds who introduced me to the penipee.

Sig!

[Boboff]

Cig!!!!!!

[bmstinton93]

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[a-moron]

*removed due to Mr O'Loosey waving his big copyright wanger aboot*

*and to be fair it should've been his joke to make*

*but he didn't*

*so I did*

*sorry big wanger waver*

*not really*

[McGuinness-89]

[foot-loose]

Pig-Sig

Oi!

That's copyrighted!

[a-moron]

Have done a wee edit on your behalf

[bmstinton93]

*removed due to Mr O'Loosey waving his big copyright wanger aboot*

*and to be fair it should've been his joke to make*

*but he didn't*

*so I did*

*sorry big wanger waver*

*not really*

Badger > Foots

[foot-loose]

*removed due to Mr O'Loosey waving his big copyright wanger aboot*

*and to be fair it should've been his joke to make*

*but he didn't*

*so I did*

*sorry big wanger waver*

*not really*

Hah

To be honest, I was secretly happy with it being posted - it didn't get much of a reaction at the time (swine flu, fyi) so I've nae quams with it getting a laugh three years too late.

*removed due to Mr O'Loosey waving his big copyright wanger aboot*

*and to be fair it should've been his joke to make*

*but he didn't*

*so I did*

*sorry big wanger waver*

*not really*

Badger > Foots

... you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

[a-moron]

A ken fine well you had no problems with it Mr O'Loosey, imitation being a form of flattery and all that. Basically came down to me trying to make a clever play on a copyright / copy of razzle / frig-sig combo for a reply that just didn't work. So opted for the easy wanger waving joke to cover my tracks. Re: Benji, good point well made

[Sally A]

I may be mis-hearing things, but when Chris was talking about kicking footballs into the crowd, did he not say "I said to the missus" around 1h 42m 36s this morning?

He was also a bit cagey when David Walliams asked about his love life

PS. David Walliams helping a labrador out the river was enough for me to send a £1 text today.

[RyanBridgwood]

No, he said "If you were in the crowd and you went I saw one of them footballs and I actually said to the missus".

So he wasn't talking about himself.

[Sally A]

Hmmm, not convinced as he actually gulps the word down as soon as it leaves his lips.

Unfortunately we can't see punctuation as it comes over the airways.

I was washing up, boiling a kettle and the dog was walking around, and it still made my ears prick up.

[QWERTYo8]

What a pathetic post.

[Travis Bickle]

I may be mis-hearing things, but when Chris was talking about kicking footballs into the crowd, did he not say "I said to the missus" around 1h 42m 36s this morning?

He was also a bit cagey when David Walliams asked about his love life

PS. David Walliams helping a labrador out the river was enough for me to send a £1 text today.

I am listening back todays show and just heard that bit. I am not sure he is talking about himself. He does rapidly change the subject aftewards though.

But Chris obviously doesnt want to talk about his love life as evidenced by how uncomfortable he was during the David Walliams chat and the way Aled jumped in to steer the conversation back on course.

[Sally A]

Thanks Travis, but in the preparation on a monday morning (sandwiches, clean clothes etc etc), and the general noise of the kitchen, i may have got the wrong end of the stick, at the end of the day chris's life is his own business, but I thought one of the avid fans may have picked up on it, hence me waiting until later in the day to mention it.

Qwerty - having read through your previous cerebral postings..........well, I refuse to be rattled by your comments. (Big sloppy kiss xxxx).

[Travis Bickle]

Thanks Travis, but in the preparation on a monday morning (sandwiches, clean clothes etc etc), and the general noise of the kitchen, i may have got the wrong end of the stick, at the end of the day chris's life is his own business, but I thought one of the avid fans may have picked up on it, hence me waiting until later in the day to mention it.

This is the problem with message boards. I wasnt having a go at you for raising the comment at all. What you said was perfectly valid and you had every right to say it!

[G-Sizzle]

To be fair to Sally, I also thought he said "I said to the missus". It's also not the 1st time Chris has sounded uncomfortable when the subject is bought up. Have a listen to when Westwood played the Love Hate game.

[Yudster]

Well I hope he has someone nice. If he has, I'm sure he'll talk about her when he thinks it is appropriate. I imagine he would want to be sure a relationship was a keeper (well, you know what I mean) before he started chatting about it?

[Turicum]

I just heard it. He tells the story of inflatable footballs that he threw into the crowd at a game. Then he says along the line of "If you were in the crowd and saw one of the footballs and said to the missus 'what idiot brings a whole lot of footballs into a game?' well, that was me".

[Ajescent]

Whilst it's interesting to speculate, I don't think people should delve too deep or read too much into things.