[Funky Drummer]

eeek....I was planning on 'leaving a girl behind'. Hmmm....maybe I'll rethink that one then

[MK Chris]

what i dont understand is when its over, why do your ex's waant to stay in contact with you 8 months later...

Yeah, and they normally decide that when half cut at 4am, when you're planning on an early night!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

This is supposed to be a heartfelt and serious thread Jonny and Adam, have some heart.

the simple answer is write to miriam stoppard and see what she says or just seventeen im sure they take letters. i fail to appreciate the complexities of this situation because i dont actually have a life but the way i see it ditch the lad now i mean you've waited to after christmas at least. alternatively kill him then your problems solved....

[MK Chris]

Miriian stoppard! that bird in the mirror, she is qquite good actually!

[magenta]

If I told you all about my night last night none of you would believe me... but I had a shit new years eve. I feel like crap this morning, I've managed to upset this guy who thinks he is in love with me & my boyfriend.

Bf kept ringing me "where are you, who are you with?" & I can do without the hassle to be honest, you know? So I spoke to him at three & said I just wanna go to bed. He has kept texting this morning saying he wants to talk to me so I just called & said that I don't feel very well & I just want some peace & quiet to be honest, & did he mind if I spoke to him later, & he got annoyed & shouted "* OFF THEN" at me & hung up.

I think that's enough of men for a while for me.

[Jonny Hoare]

Sorry to hear that magenta.

plenty more fish in the sea

(sadly not due to eu restirictions you can't fish i'm afraid)

[magenta]

Yeah well.

How many of you can say you turned down Rodney Jack last night?

*cue chorus of "WHO!"*

I wasn't even drunk but I feel quite dodgy like I could be sick at any moment - strange!

[Everlast]

Yeah well.

How many of you can say you turned down Rodney Jack last night?

*cue chorus of "WHO!"*

I wasn't even drunk but I feel quite dodgy like I could be sick at any moment - strange!

Magenta, what you need to do is come down to sixfields and find a real man, feck Rodney Jack, You need a Chris Hargreaves or a Paul Harsley

[Jonny Hoare]

Wotton and Micky evans - the daa=ddy

[The Cornishman]

A fine thread and it would be wrong to say anything that might ruin the poiniency,or undermime Magentas feelings,but my grandmother once told me that sex without love is an empty experience,but as empty experiences go,it's a pretty good empty experience.

[The Cornishman]

Not that my love life is any better.The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

[MK Chris]

I find it weird that you discuss sex with your grandmother

The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

That's a great line!

[The Cornishman]

And as for this Rodney Jack fella,the only reason he's such a good lover is because he practices so much on his own.

[The Cornishman]

But all that's unimportant compared to Magentas misery.Well,not entirely unimportant but I'd hate to give the impression that I'm more concerned with self regarding one liners than the mental condition of a fellow poster.So to you,Magenta,I have this to say from the bottom of my heart: yada yada yada.And I mean that sincerely.Oh,and don't forget to make sure you've got all your Jackie annuals and Westlife C.Ds back off him before you end it,it could take years to reclaim them in a court of law.

[magenta]

...single now.

Rodney Jack is a twat!

[Jonny Hoare]

think about the money you'll save....

[magenta]

I won't save any * money - who's gonna buy me drinks etc?!?!

[Jonny Hoare]

i'll buy you a drink;]

[MK Chris]

Yeah, it's him that will save money!