[Yudster]

My claim to fame .. I drank in the same pub as him

Where do you live? Miss Yudster and her crowd often used to be out with Ollie when he was still local, he and Miss Yudster's boyfriend used to play football together. I'm now thinking its possible that you know her as well!

I worked in Witham .. Did Miss Yudster live there ?

No, Colchester - as far as I know she didn't ever go drinking in Witham, but Ollie and his mates often used to come into Colchester.

[Ilovematt]

I met Keith Chegwin and shook Greg James' hand. And I went to college with Cher Lloyd...

Do you realise you said that out loud ?

Keith Chegwin is a very nice man, albeit maybe a bit unfunny.

I loved him in Extra's .. but most 'funny people' are not like it in real life. But then you cannot be funny 24/7.

[bmstinton93]

I think David Walliams is an exception to that. And Keith Lemon.

[Ilovematt]

No, Colchester - as far as I know she didn't ever go drinking in Witham, but Ollie and his mates often used to come into Colchester.[/quote]

I live in Colchester .. tbh Most people in Witham go to different town's for fun, if only for their own safety
My loft insulation man and electrican are his friends, but I am not going to boast

[Ilovematt]

I think David Walliams is an exception to that. And Keith Lemon.

Are you saying you have slept with these 2 ?

[Wykey]

I always thought that being in some way associated, however tenuously with football was at least a pre-requisite for that kind of thing.

He used to play semi-professionally.

Well fair enough then, there aren't many more tenuous links than that

[bmstinton93]

I think David Walliams is an exception to that. And Keith Lemon.

Are you saying you have slept with these 2 ?

I wish...

[Ilovematt]

I think David Walliams is an exception to that. And Keith Lemon.

Are you saying you have slept with these 2 ?

I wish...

Haha ..

[Yudster]

No, Colchester - as far as I know she didn't ever go drinking in Witham, but Ollie and his mates often used to come into Colchester.

I live in Colchester .. tbh Most people in Witham go to different town's for fun, if only for their own safety
My loft insulation man and electrican are his friends, but I am not going to boast [/quote]

Ha - my daughter trumps your electrician! Not sure about the loft insulation man though, people can get very close to the loft insulation man....!

Whereabouts in Colchester? And where do you work now? You never know, we might walk past each other every day without realising it...!

[a-moron]

... but most 'funny people' are not like it in real life. But then you cannot be funny 24/7.

I think David Walliams is an exception to that. And Keith Lemon.

Yeah that Keith Lemon in real life is 'laugh out loud' funny. On the hour, every hour.

That Leigh Francis however, is a quiet recluse and would probably smash your backdoor in if you asked him to perform any of his alter-egos.

[Yudster]

I can't stand Keith Lemon. Did I already say that somewhere? If I did, I don't apologise, it bears repetition.

[Ilovematt]

Think I have said I cannot stand that Lemon bloke before. His not funny !

[SAV1OUR]

Peter Kay on Jonathan Ross last week was brilliant, the new ITV set is only 5 minutes old and he's like a bull in a china shop. Up there with Ross Noble on his old BBC show.

[bmstinton93]

... but most 'funny people' are not like it in real life. But then you cannot be funny 24/7.

I think David Walliams is an exception to that. And Keith Lemon.

Yeah that Keith Lemon in real life is 'laugh out loud' funny. On the hour, every hour.

That Leigh Francis however, is a quiet recluse and would probably smash your backdoor in if you asked him to perform any of his alter-egos.

But he is Keith Lemon now.

[Ilovematt]

Peter Kay on Jonathan Ross last week was brilliant, the new ITV set is only 5 minutes old and he's like a bull in a china shop. Up there with Ross Noble on his old BBC show.

I will not watch that Woss creature even if I miss some great guest.

[a-moron]

... but most 'funny people' are not like it in real life. But then you cannot be funny 24/7.

I think David Walliams is an exception to that. And Keith Lemon.

Yeah that Keith Lemon in real life is 'laugh out loud' funny. On the hour, every hour.

That Leigh Francis however, is a quiet recluse and would probably smash your backdoor in if you asked him to perform any of his alter-egos.

But he is Keith Lemon now.

???

What he goes to bed at night with his wife as Keith Lemon?

"Get your banger's out love"
"* off Leigh it's 2 in the morning"
"Who's Leigh? You better not be letting him smash your backdoor in!"
"Oh for * sake Leigh, I give in, I'm off to sleep in the spare room"
"Whatever, I'm off to spank one off over a picture of Holly Willobobbies tits. Sch-ting" "Ooouuscch, she's bang tidy"
"Go to * sleep Leigh!!!!"

[Ilovematt]

No, Colchester - as far as I know she didn't ever go drinking in Witham, but Ollie and his mates often used to come into Colchester.

I live in Colchester .. tbh Most people in Witham go to different town's for fun, if only for their own safety
My loft insulation man and electrican are his friends, but I am not going to boast

Ha - my daughter trumps your electrician! Not sure about the loft insulation man though, people can get very close to the loft insulation man....!

Whereabouts in Colchester? And where do you work now? You never know, we might walk past each other every day without realising it...! [/quote]

Trumps my electrican ?? They are both Olly's friends
Erm Copford end .. don't want another stalker :/

[Yudster]

Copford? Hmmm- same side as me too...we're at Eight Ash Green.

[dreamer1978]

I am not a fan of Olly Murs. I can take him or leave him but mostly leave him. As long as he doesn't come on that often, maybe once in 3mths is enough for me.

[Ilovematt]

Copford? Hmmm- same side as me too...we're at Eight Ash Green.

How weird .. I am Copford/Stanway area. Such a small world.

[Yudster]

I grew up in Stanway. Went to The Stanway School when it was shite (its really good now, thank goodness).

[Ilovematt]

I grew up in Stanway. Went to The Stanway School when it was shite (its really good now, thank goodness).

As they say 'its a small world'. I have been told the Headmaster runs 3 schools?