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By a-moron
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No Toph, I don't need the swear filter disabled. If anything I need one fitted on my keyboard. I was just thinking out loud as to why some words are censored and some are not. The c word being the big no-no. I often use the term * as a term of affection towards my friends and wouldn't place it on the same level of 'oh-erness' as it's big * brother. But I assume this will now also appear as a mini anus and thus deny the younger readers the chance to learn some new and colourful language with which they can impress their parents with.
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By Yudster
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Anything with those letters in that order will be censored I think - like Scunthorpe and *. I have it disabled on mine, can't see what all the fuss is about.
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By SAV1OUR
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DaveBedford wrote:Why can't we just agree to disagree and not have this discussion EVERY time I comment about Vitty please? It just ruins a thread and I have no wish to do that.


Yeah but thats like saying, if I behave like a * why do YOU have to, too? There are a lot of manufactured reactionary views about people floating around, you only have to look outside this Moyles bubble to see that, it's the saammee oollddd shite, and I come here to avoid that, sure, theres the timely moans about Mills and Cotton every month but they're never the result of one individual's 'campaign' which seems to be what you're doing. It just gets predictable, don't you see?

If you play Darts, I imagine you have a picture of Vitty upon the board. Why not talk about other stuff, free your mind up?
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By DevilsDuck
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Wykey wrote:
DevilsDuck wrote:not so comedy Dave.


Hmmmmmmm

I wonder, why DO you think they call him Comedy Dave, DevilsDuck?

The thing is...he used to be funny...now its just an excuse because he isn't nearly as funny...moron
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By a-moron
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Yudster wrote:Anything with those letters in that order will be censored I think - like Scunthorpe and *. I have it disabled on mine, can't see what all the fuss is about.


I cun't see what all the fuss is with it either, if you are old enough to be allowed free reign on the internet you are old enough to see the odd sweary word.

Today's lesson was brought to you by the letters C. U. N & T.
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By Dogmatix
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Yudster wrote:Hmmm - even if it IS a Divorce Number Two Fund project, I'm not sure its cynical exactly. People tell me its a decent enough read too (unlike Moyles' second book which was terrible). I wouldn't be surprised if someone got it for me for Christmas so I expect I will find out for myself at some point.


Apart from putting jingles in it, I found the second book a much better listen than the first. Far more in depth.
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By chrysostom
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DevilsDuck wrote:
Wykey wrote:
DevilsDuck wrote:not so comedy Dave.


Hmmmmmmm

I wonder, why DO you think they call him Comedy Dave, DevilsDuck?

The thing is...he used to be funny...now its just an excuse because he isn't nearly as funny...moron


Wasn't it a nickname given to him by Tim Vine because he thought Dave was rubbish an unfunny? I don't understand your post devilsduck :(
By swaddon1903
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chrysostom wrote:
Wasn't it a nickname given to him by Tim Vine because he thought Dave was rubbish an unfunny? I don't understand your post devilsduck :(


It was Lee Hurst who gave him the name Comedy Dave.
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By DevilsDuck
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My point is he used to be funny and now he isn't...in my opinion! Duck me...you guys are hard work
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By chrysostom
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I was just confused as the original point seemed to be that the nickname was originally ironic indicating that he was unfunny on a level, to which you replied that now its just an excuse because he's not as funny.

Maybe I'm just reading it badly, I'm using the tapatalk app...I'll blame that.
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By Bas
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swaddon1903 wrote:
chrysostom wrote:
Wasn't it a nickname given to him by Tim Vine because he thought Dave was rubbish an unfunny? I don't understand your post devilsduck :(


It was Lee Hurst who gave him the name Comedy Dave.

Which in itself is ironic as I've had genital rashes that were funnier than Lee Hurst.




They've cleared up now, thanks.
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By a-moron
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Glad to hear it bas, i always find the genital conditions that burn when you pee to be much more fun and erratic. Like a urinal lottery, or the ross nobles of the sti world. You've got to suffer them fully in order to appreciate them properly.
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By Nicola_Red
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Bas wrote:
swaddon1903 wrote:It was Lee Hurst who gave him the name Comedy Dave.

Which in itself is ironic as I've had genital rashes that were funnier than Lee Hurst..


Lee Hurst, Lee Nelson, Lee Evans - all unfunny.
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By Bas
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Nicola_Red wrote:
Bas wrote:
swaddon1903 wrote:It was Lee Hurst who gave him the name Comedy Dave.

Which in itself is ironic as I've had genital rashes that were funnier than Lee Hurst..


Lee Hurst, Lee Nelson, Lee Evans - all unfunny.

Lee Mack isn't bad though. That f*cks up your theory ,Nic. :lol:

Try the law of shit Zanes & Kanes instead.
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By Nicola_Red
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I liked Lee Mack til I saw him live and really didn't enjoy it - he was aggressive and weird live. Put me right off.
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By MK Chris
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'lol' is more offensive than '*'.
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By dimtimjim
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i was showing my Doctor a rash on my penis the other day. He seemed quite uncomfortable and didn't seem to want to examine it closely, which miffed me a bit.

But, not to be put off I pushed him for his best advice on the situation....

He told me to make an appointment to see him monday and then carried on with his shopping! :wink:
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By Wykey
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DevilsDuck wrote:
Wykey wrote:
DevilsDuck wrote:not so comedy Dave.


Hmmmmmmm

I wonder, why DO you think they call him Comedy Dave, DevilsDuck?

The thing is...he used to be funny...now its just an excuse because he isn't nearly as funny...moron


He's as funny now as he's always been in my view.

Carpark Catchphrase purely as one example, is brilliant.
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By Nicola_Red
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dimtimjim wrote:i was showing my Doctor a rash on my penis the other day. He seemed quite uncomfortable and didn't seem to want to examine it closely, which miffed me a bit.

But, not to be put off I pushed him for his best advice on the situation....

He told me to make an appointment to see him monday and then carried on with his shopping! :wink:


What does this have to do with anything we've been talking about, at all?
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By dimtimjim
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Nicola_Red wrote:What does this have to do with anything we've been talking about, at all?


Tis about as 'on topic' as the rest of the chat in 'ere.... Beyond that, nowt. Jus' amusing myself, really (no Badger, not in the Madam Palm way).
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By Nicola_Red
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No, I agree it's a bit late to try to persuade people to stay on topic :) I just wondered where it had come from...
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