[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Is it just me or does this article include the greatest football joke ever? (probably just me..)

http://everton.rivals.net/default.asp?s ... id=8290971

[Jonny Hoare]

Lmao

Tottehma hotspur- more like the priory- armstrong, redknapp gazza and now lee bowyer

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

bowyers goin to brum aint he?

[MK Chris]

Yeah, therre was talk of him coming to us, but I will be glad to see him go elsewhere. Too much baggage, if (and only if) the papers are right then he should have been banned from pro football anyway.

[Jonny Hoare]

he wants to moe back to london- he used to play for charlton

and there's more charlie down in london

[Everlast]

Hes a West Ham fan so you might have a little competition

[Jonny Hoare]

won't come to us- 4 bleedin nil

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

he wont go to west ham they have enough overrated tossers.. joe cole, david james, jemaine defoe, paolo di canio, frederick kanote.... in fact the whole squad (except Ian Pearce who is brilliant)

[Jonny Hoare]

but he'll fit in well there- he's a an overrated tosser

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

another contender for greatest football joke ever.... (see title of story an think)


http://everton.rivals.net/default.asp?s ... id=8292951

[Everlast]

Heres a good footballing joke Greame LeSaux has challenged Sven Eriksson to explain why he isn't being picked..................................................... Because you are a wanker you prick and your crap. Wayne Bridge, Ashley Cole are tentimes better than you, even Nigel Winterburn is better