[Jonny Hoare]

rough waters? if it was on the shipping forecast sevree glae to hurricane dogger german bite

[kendra k]

i know... i know... i still love 'em though.

[Jonny Hoare]

How the mighty fall- 10 years ago they were in the fa and league cup finals

[kendra k]

and 10 years ago you had hair.

[Jonny Hoare]

yeah. but nt the looks

[kendra k]

you were a fair child... but now...

[Jonny Hoare]

i look as ugly as you

[kendra k]

no, the correct answer is : i have looks that rival your hairy arse.

[Jonny Hoare]

You it's said beautiful, perhaps if prince charming comes along you can turn into a handsome prioncess....

Or Lisa Riley

[MK Chris]

Kinda worried about this FA cup game now, we've only got one fully-fit striker Where will you be Topher?

I haven't got Sky, so I will be in a pub in MK. Probably go to the centre if some of my mates are there.

Get ready for a thrashing, then you can have the prize of my av for a day

[Jonny Hoare]

I shall be watching the mighty tottenham tonight....

[Sam]

Get lost Toph, you ain't won yet!

[MK Chris]

We shall see!

[Jonny Hoare]

4-0
4 chuffin 0

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




concentrate on finishing 8th now

[Stevo_trash]

How did my birthday thread transend into footy talk?

My favourite moment of the night out was a five minute period in which young jonny managed to real off a pleathora of poor jokes which induced a sense dissapointment from the media employees. Everything after that was a bit of a blur...

apaaarrtt from the interesting discovery that if you approach random woman in a club and tell them its your birthday you get a snog! Technically, you blokes should be getting many blow jobs when you die. Not sure whether it works that way, they might need mittens or gain frost bite.

[Jonny Hoare]

i got a blow job for my birthday a year ago. i had two over christmas

excellent!!!!

[Stevo_trash]

you better not be suggesting what i think you are...

[Jonny Hoare]

your sister?
no

an old flame trash... rest assured

[Sidders]

apaaarrtt from the interesting discovery that if you approach random woman in a club and tell them its your birthday you get a snog!

I am definately going to have to try that! Nice tip!

[Stevo_trash]

bella emburg?

[Stevo_trash]

rest assured sidla, works a blimen treat!

[Jonny Hoare]

of the same ilk as bella

the one before nicola

[MK Chris]

Thing is, if you meet up with her afterwards you may end up telling her for bloody ages that your birthday is in January, when actually its in June.

[Jonny Hoare]

yeah...

honesty is the best policy....

hello, fancy a *?

[gem]

*Memo to self* Must try this on the twenty eighth. Repeat, the twenty eighth.


Did I say that loud enough? I said THE TWENTY EIGHTH!

I won't mention how many bloody attempts it took me to spell the word eighth.