[Yudster]

Bless. I'm sure someone out there loves you Foots, even if Schofe has deserted you.

[Bonanzoid]

I'm now being followed by Phillip Schofield. Sad how chuffed I am over this.

Schofe used to follow me but then I changed user names and it all went wrong.

I follow you, is that not enough?

[bmstinton93]

So do I. I'm better than Schofe.

[Nicola_Red]

And me. You still never tweet, though.

[foot-loose]

I've nothing to say that I don't put on Facebook. And you're all on there anyway. Except Yuds.

[Bonanzoid]

I set up my Twitter solely for football stuff, to promote my articles and all that bollocks. Genuinely surprised any of you follow me haha.

[Nicola_Red]

I've nothing to say that I don't put on Facebook. And you're all on there anyway. Except Yuds.

Facebook is so 2008. I still check my news feed but I can't remember the last time I actually updated anything (except to thank people for their birthday wishes). It's only the fact that so many of my friends are on there but not on twitter that stops me just deleting my account.

[foot-loose]

Pfft. You're confusing Facebook with Bebo.

[Nicola_Red]

No, Bebo is 2006!

[chrysostom]

Facebook is still better in terms of sharing experiences - twitter wins hands down for sharing information.

Of course neither are used for these purposes by most.

[a-moron]

Facebook came to the wife's rescue yesterday when her Iphone became nothing more than an expensive paper weight and had to be restored to factory settings. She had never synced it to our new laptop so nothing was backed up and as such lost all her photo's and contacts. Contacts can be reacquired but the photo's were gone. Quick log on tae Facebook and all was groovy. All pictures she had uploaded could be got back easily. This was a good thing, however, Tiny Towers has been demolished leaving both wife and eldest boy devasted.

Twitter - All * #1D'lusionals and four nipples are better than two pish. Ooh and Pornbots. Seen more blow-jobs than you would at a balloon testing factory.

*I do try and attract the occasional pornbot with some choice language but I think this has lead to me losing a few followers *

**Ah who am I kiddin'. Couldnae gie a bollocks. All the more pictures of * for me to look at.**

[DevilsDuck]

Welcome badger, don't feed the yuds

[a-moron]

I'd heard she liked a good stuffing...

[bmstinton93]

I love you.

[Yudster]

Stuffing is excellent.

[dimtimjim]

*snigger*

[MK Chris]

Twitter - All * #1D'lusionals and four nipples are better than two pish. Ooh and Pornbots. Seen more blow-jobs than you would at a balloon testing factory.

Depends who you follow..

[Yudster]

And also who you allow to follow you.

[a-moron]

Twitter - All * #1D'lusionals and four nipples are better than two pish. Ooh and Pornbots. Seen more blow-jobs than you would at a balloon testing factory.

Depends who you follow..

Why all #1D fans and pornbots of course.

And also who you allow to follow you.

Nobody wants to follow me

I even walk slowly down ill-lit lanes in short skirts and heels but still no takers.

[Yudster]

I was following you but I have Twitter on at home, and my 8 year old sometimes sits with me (we keep up with what our squash-playing friends are up to on Twitter) and he can read REALLY well - and the stuff you were writing wasn't stuff I wanted him reading. So I had to stop.

[bmstinton93]

Don't worry Scott, I still follow you.

[Nicola_Red]

Me too. Although why I'm still following two people who have declared that twitter is rubbish, I don't know...

[foot-loose]

Incase we say something interesting. Which we will, next time we're bored on the toilet or stuck waiting on a train.

[DevilsDuck]

But hopefully not both...

[Nicola_Red]

I do know other people who've joined Twitter and promptly declared it to be crap. I took to it straightaway - I don't know quite why it appealed to me in a way Facebook never really did. Maybe it was the fact that most of my more tedious family members (the teenagers who talk in text-speak, the cousin who publishes a new album of photos for every week of her baby's life - I'm not exaggerating) aren't on there. Or maybe its just not having to wade through pages of YouTube videos that people see fit to post (hey, we can search YouTube ourselves!) I also really love the way you can get an insight into the lives of famous people you like, as opposed to just the stuff they wanna plug. Where else is Kat Von D gonna advise me personally about what height heel to wear?

I actually keep meaning to get some photos of my newest tattoos on Facebook, I don't think the most recent three are on there. But the prospect of logging onto it on a pc feels like a chore.