[Yudster]

Hmph. See I AM old but most of the time I really don't feel it. Which makes the fact that I AM even more annoying.

[bmstinton93]

"Has Gaz got some kind of chocolate * I don't know about, some batten burg bellend"

Brilliant!

[DevilsDuck]

You're not selling it to me

[a-moron]

That's why he's studying accountantcy . More chance of an iranian buying a corn dog off a red-neck than that boy selling me anything.

[bmstinton93]

I sold you sex pretty well last night.

[a-moron]

Point proven. A soiled on boulder could bring about a sexual encounter from me. Mmm... shit covered geological matter.

[a-moron]

Must say I'm all of a tizz at the moment. 2:09am and you come away with a mineral waste gag. That is super.

Oh Lottie, if only I was 10 years younger, better looking and not Scottish I reckon I'd have a chance of getting turned down by you.

[a-moron]

Well it's obviously not been wasted. Hours spent studying for the exams only for it to be wheeled out at stupid o'clock to bring a big grin to a 32 year old idiots face. For that I thank you.

[Johnny 1989]

Hmph. See I AM old but most of the time I really don't feel it. Which makes the fact that I AM even more annoying.

That's a good thing though surely, feeling younger than you are, means you've got less chance of turning into a miserable old bugger come 60