- Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:53 pm
#478729
Comment on a #TeamGrimmy post on the Radio 1 Facebook page:
"Entrance Requirements: 14 - 29
Musical taste: Last 6 months ONLY....
DJ Requirements:
Ability to press play button on cd or generic mp3 players in short intervals to the point where the listener has heard the track across every other radio station including this one so much to the point that they want to break their your radio if anyone dares to play the same track again.
On odd occasion switch to news bulletin.
Do not talk or attempt to engage the listener in everyday conversation they can relate to, instead talk only about the last music festival or gig you attended and the musicians you met. failing that talk about another upcoming music festival.
Do not make use of any sound effects to set the atmosphere of upcoming hilarity, or attempt to use the mixing desk to create funny clips for future use or present genuine DJ skill, only buttons you may press are PLAY MUSIC and switch to NEWS.
Sorry BBC, No thanks.
I'm a licence fee payer that does not fit any of your demographics, too old for R1, too young and not Conservative enough for R2, and cannot stomach R&B and Hip-Hop so R1Extra is a no no either."
...like a fat lass in a cake shop
chrismoyles.net
