[Misfit]

went out and got leathered on friday, ended up in hospital and had 6 fits. yay.

[DevilsDuck]

*buzz* is it best way too annoy tax payers?

[Misfit]

pardon?

[chrysostom]

Think Duck is saying that if the fits were self-inflicted (by the drinking), then the NHS funding apportioned to your trip would enrage tax payers who contribute to that funding.

If the hospital trip/fits were unrelated to the drinking then it's a moo point.

[neilt0]

If the hospital trip/fits were unrelated to the drinking then it's a moo point.

[Misfit]

well its normally if I get absolutely leathered, which i use to (as people will know by the fact im normally hungover when i post) but ive been told to lay off the booze so i spent ten pound on friday, i can normally drink three times worth of that and be fine and not fit. the doctor thinks i was spiked because of the state I was in and by some of the various readings they took of me. it was a horrible experience.

[Yudster]

As a taxpayer I don't begrudge contributing to the cost of your NHS care. I do however, on that same basis, reserve the right to tell you to grow up and take responsibility for yourself if you want others to continue to help you.

[Misfit]

. I do however, on that same basis, reserve the right to tell you to grow up and take responsibility for yourself.

gonna have to now arent I

[Johnny 1989]

Bloody got food poisoning from my regular curry house on Saturday, both me and my brother are ill and the only dish we had the same was pilau rice, our mate had plain rice and is fine so can only assume the rice was off.

What a fun 48 hours it's been

[DevilsDuck]

*buzz* its lucky I put the toilet paper in the fridge because I...

Bloody got food poisoning from my regular curry house on Saturday, both me and my brother are ill and the only dish we had the same was pilau rice, our mate had plain rice and is fine so can only assume the rice was off.

What a fun 48 hours it's been

[Yudster]

. I do however, on that same basis, reserve the right to tell you to grow up and take responsibility for yourself.

gonna have to now arent I

No you aren't going to HAVE to, but unless you want to class yourself with the mindless cretins who spend their entire lives getting wasted at every opportunity and then wondering why at 25 they have no friends, no job no health, probably no teeth and absolutely no respect from anyone else, then you should.

[Johnny 1989]

*buzz* its lucky I put the toilet paper in the fridge because I...

Bloody got food poisoning from my regular curry house on Saturday, both me and my brother are ill and the only dish we had the same was pilau rice, our mate had plain rice and is fine so can only assume the rice was off.

What a fun 48 hours it's been

Duck have you got a new gameshow coming out soon?

[Yudster]

"buzz" Yes. Yes he has.

[DevilsDuck]

*buzz* I love duck he is awsome I'm going to ask him a question...

[yummytummy]

stupid broadband keeps cutting out grrr

[Yudster]

*buzz* Is that "Questions nobody would ever ask"?

[DevilsDuck]

*eh ehhhhhh*

[Bonanzoid]

Some boy apparently off his face on something robbed my old shop tonight. Today was also my very first day at the new shop. Immensely lucky for me personally, but always shit to hear about things like that.

[chrysostom]

It's that time where we talk about US politics as if British citizens get a vote, and urge Americans to vote their government in based on the most helpful Global policy - even though we're happy to pull away from the EU.

[bmstinton93]

Ah I know the feeling. Annoying isn't it?! Grrrrrrr.

[Nicola_Red]

I hate that shops do not consider that a lot of women have boobs when they make a dress. Yet again I need to get a completely different size because people are shit at getting them to fit actual people. I want this new sizing thing that apparently was going to happen to start now.

I have that problem all the time. I have big boobs but narrow shoulders, so often if things fit me in the chest they fall off my shoulders. There is a company called Pepperberry that make clothing sized according to how, uh, voluptuous you are, but they are expensive and the range isn't that big. Still, it gives me hope that more companies might start doing the same.

[a-moron]

Grrrrrrr.

[chrysostom]

Planning for partner's second birthday celebrations in December and have gone completely blank when it comes to a present, and horse drawn carriage rides are stupidly expensive in London. On the plus side I've sorted lunch (Gauthier), * and we're seeing Ross Noble in the evening.

[neilt0]

Planning for partner's second birthday celebrations in December and have gone completely blank when it comes to a present, and horse drawn carriage rides are stupidly expensive in London. On the plus side I've sorted lunch (Gauthier), * and we're seeing Ross Noble in the evening.

Sounds awesome! He's going to love it!

[dimtimjim]

Planning for partner's second birthday

2nd Birthday?!! You're dating a 2yr old! Dutty boy! Run for the hills peeps!








I'd like to point out Andy is a very very nice chap and is in no way a fiddy kidler. This post was for comedy value only.