Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
User avatar
By a-moron
#484854
DevilsDuck wrote:I snooze and push my boner into your wife's back!


Ahh.
The old snooze and thrust. Difficult technique to master.


*!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEXT PAGE SYNDROME!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar
By MK Chris
#484882
I still don't quite understand why you find having the first post on the next page irritating.
User avatar
By a-moron
#484901
It's only when I've not quoted the previous posters comment and mine looks out of place (see charlotties Doctor post). So to save any other people who are perusing the forum the effort of clicking on the previous page, I go back, quote and copy then edit my post.
Because I'm nice like that.
By R94N
#484918
I know I'm late, but why not.
dimtimjim wrote:
chrysostom wrote:Planning for partner's second birthday


2nd Birthday?!! You're dating a 2yr old! Dutty boy! Run for the hills peeps!








I'd like to point out Andy is a very very nice chap and is in no way a fiddy kidler. This post was for comedy value only.


chrysostom wrote:ffs.


Image
User avatar
By a-moron
#484950
Only occasionally?!
Who you trying to kid?
You're a trouble maker.
Always have been, always will be.
User avatar
By dimtimjim
#485176
^^ Hope all goes well Lottie.
User avatar
By Yudster
#485178
Yay Lottie! When you get up to receive your degree, looking formal and solemn in your gown and mortar board, I will be projecting a mental image of scantily clad, muscular boy-cheerleaders doing a massive pyramid and cheer in your honour - with pom-poms!

Well done you.
User avatar
By Nicola_Red
#485180
Good luck Lottie! Take hairgrips. In my experience, the mortar board just will not stay on unless you fix it there.
User avatar
By daveG
#485181
charlalottie wrote:Graduation this morning. I feel sick.


congrats
enjoy

arrive
sit for hours
walk up
don't trip
say ta
acknowledge polite clap
walk back
sit down
take it all in

go and eat a big dinner with friends family loved ones
or sit with pint fag the days papers and reflect on a job well done....

much like a wedding day. its over before you get a chance to sit and appreciate it for what it is....designed to celebrate success and be good fun.

Dave
User avatar
By Johnny 1989
#485410
Annoying me today, another DJ I listen to had his last show today, Jon Holmes on 6 Music, after a 6 year run on Saturday's (in the Afternoons, then drivetime, then late breakfast), apparently he's returning sometime next year but it seems BBC bosses yet again have decided to move him on (like Moyles and Danny Baker)

So that's Holmes, Danny Baker and Moyles all gone in a space of 3 months, three rather distinct broadcasters got rid off for bland generic radio (although luckily in 6 Music's case the rest of their line up is still great).

At first I thought there was a silver lining as Adam Buxton is replacing him, so a good replacement :smile:, however not with Joe Cornish, no no no :|, EDITH * BOWMAN!!! Jesus wept! :evil:

Still one advantage, that's 13 shows a week I don't have to download any more when I finally get my new laptop, my modem will be pleased :razz:
User avatar
By DevilsDuck
#485466
I am sat in a pub.

Semi involved with a stag do

I have nothing to do with

One of the people looks like Rick from T4

I'm not sure it its him

I have drunk far too much
User avatar
By neilt0
#485479
charlalottie wrote:I have often said, if I had the body to then I would. There's more than enough clubs down there that do so.

Miley Cyrus clubs?
  • 1
  • 467
  • 468
  • 469
  • 470
  • 471
  • 559