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By Tunster
#486621
theflyingbadger wrote:Nope. Still here. Just been enjoying lurking rather than participating.

Fair enough. I miss abusing you in the chat room, so get back in there when you can. Just don't perv around here too much, it's not good for you.
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By dimtimjim
#486655
theflyingbadger wrote:Nope. Still here. Just been enjoying lurking rather than participating.


He like to just watch sometimes... 8O :D
By R94N
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dimtimjim wrote:
theflyingbadger wrote:Nope. Still here. Just been enjoying lurking rather than participating.


He like to just watch sometimes... 8O :D

Less evidence that way.
By Misfit
#486696
Can't ruddy sleep so gonna have a bit of a rant.
One of my mates has started latching onto everything i do an Im losing money because of it.
I'm a keen photographer and iv been photographing gigs for a while, and he asked if he could come along
With his camera for one and I said yes and it was a low profile gig and I didn't think it'd do any harm. Fast forward 48 hours and the band messaged me saying thanks for everything but they didnt want to use me any more, when I asks why, turns out when I went outside for a phone call, he climbed up and took a photo of the crowd while the band were playing, took photos of girls arses outside who then complained to the bar which then complained to the band and he also used my name to get free drinks. I also got an offer for Q magazine a while back and he messaged the band asking me telling them we're a team and only work together so if I took the Job he'd need paying as well! Needless to say I was less than chuffed. This was about a month ago
And I'd more or less gotten over it until I find out he asked a model
I used to do a shoot with him and not tell me anything. I wouldn't normally mind but last time we shared models he got arsey because we had the same shots.

Rant two:

Came back to Uni to find all my furniture gone and flour scattered all over my room as a joke. Hahahahaahahaha....no.
Who the * does that knobheads

Rant three:

My girlfriends housemates have zero respect for me and I had a fit round at hers (as mentioned before in this thread) and one of them brings it up everytime i go round. She does it as a joke but I'm passed the funny side of it and it's really * me off now.


That's it I think....


Misfit
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By Boboff
#486698
Misfit.

You are grumpy and making yourself the butt of jokes because they know you are grumpy.

You know this.

You need sleep and rest for a week or three to get over this.

You call that chap your mate, he's not, he's a * and you should drop him very quickly.
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By Yudster
#486702
Stop telling this "mate" about your business and he won't be able to * it up for you. Seems straightforward to me.

Keep your room secure. If you allow access to other people when you aren't there you are probably going to have uninvited guests. Also straightforward.

Ask your girlfriend to sort her housemate out. If she won't, dump your girlfriend because she clearly doesn't care about you. Pretty straightforward.

Most straightforward of all, stop blaming other people for stuff that you let them do.
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By dimtimjim
#486710
^^ good advice. Only trust those who've earned it, disown those who don't.
By Misfit
#486730
Yeah I need to buy a lock for my Uni door, as with the photography thing, at the same time iv known for years and aside from acting like a * here he's usually ok. I don't get why he's being all secretive with the model situation. Annoying
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By Yudster
#486741
boboff wrote:And NEVER Run with Scissors!


What never? Not even if someone needs you to cut something urgently?
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By daveG
#486743
or your job is testing out the special "running" scissors with the roundy ends! One more able and willing worker on the crap heap, its health and safety gone maaad i tell ya
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By daveG
#486749
Respec' !

a closing pair of scissors is the most common place to see something travel faster then the speed of light...
The point at which they cross is traveling towards the end of the blades infinitly fast at the point they are infinitly close to being completely closed, the fact that the something isn't a thing makes this possible.

but i don't think this makes the running and not injuring yourself insignificant.

hence respect

D
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By Yudster
#486811
Something is annoying me today but I don't really now what. I'm just grumpy as *.
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By Yudster
#486815
Actually that worked, Maggie Smith is one of my all time favourite people and she always makes me smile! Nicely done.
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By Boboff
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This will make you smile Yuds.

I couldn't work out your discussion the other day about the Big Bang Theory......

It's on channel four at the moment, and allot different to the program I was thinking off, the joint venture with the Open University, Bang goes the Theory.

Different.
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By Yudster
#486868
Doi!
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By Yudster
#486894
Well it makes a change from drowning her lovely voice in vocal affectation and layered -on whimsy. In fact I don't think I have ever actually heard her voice properly, there's always so much nonsense going on with it.
By bmstinton93
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chrysostom wrote:Ellie Goulding's new song has so much influence from her ex boyfriend Skrillex, it's drowned her lovely voice in hard high pitched beats.
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