[Nicola_Red]

Yeah but it has that nut in the middle. Probably only applicable if the girl had a piercing.

Oh, that's true. I'm sure there must be other things but none come to mind. You're right that there are far more phallic foodstuffs in existence. As Peter Kay famously said, eating a banana in public is a tricky move, for example.

[The Deadly]

A girl tried to lick my back passage once. What is wrong with some people? That is a clear hygiene issue.

[chrysostom]

It's more the general issue that it seems more acceptable to give oral to a man than it does a woman. I blame food really, the majority of it is phallic shaped so we've been accustomed to it in a way. Give a girl a mini milk and she's already in practice. All women can hope for is Easter when Cream Eggs are out.

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[dimtimjim]

A girl tried to lick my back passage once. What is wrong with some people? That is a clear hygiene issue.

I'm with you on that. Bums are for exit only in my book. (yes, I'm one of those rare Males who is not obsessed with botty-sex - I'm ok with it for comedy effect amongst the boys, but in reality t'other ones nicer).

[The Deadly]

It's more the general issue that it seems more acceptable to give oral to a man than it does a woman. I blame food really, the majority of it is phallic shaped so we've been accustomed to it in a way. Give a girl a mini milk and she's already in practice. All women can hope for is Easter when Cream Eggs are out.

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Possible cause to post the many face palms of Patrick Stewart...

[a-moron]

Wow thats so School days... eat someone out! Yukk

Oh... Poor Mrs Bobski. (unless you mean the expression, not the act, in which case I kinda agree)

The term was only used to help accentuate the whole eating meat / vegan-ism thing.

How about licking the love wrinkles?
Fellating the hairy jam jar?
Snacking on the meat hangers?
Orally engulfing the Labia Mojora?

[dimtimjim]

I always titter at the 'drawing back the beef curtains' expression.

EDIT: Another quality page starter..!

[DevilsDuck]

I don't know if I want my cheese and salad cream sandwich now

[neilt0]

[a-moron]

I don't know if I want my cheese and salad cream sandwich now

Same here with my pilchard and tartar sauce baguette.

[DevilsDuck]

damn it...they have fresh jam doughnuts in the restaurant at work today!

[Nicola_Red]

I was starting to feel a bit bilious til your mention of fresh doughnuts DD. Good save.

[a-moron]

He just wants to put his willy in them.

[bmstinton93]

The Donny Osmond version is better.

[dimtimjim]

He just wants to put his willy in them.

Ah, I see, he was refering to the mini-ring donuts...

[chrysostom]

Guess again

[DevilsDuck]

You found my * ring... Was it at badgers house?

[chrysostom]

I think the borrower in the picture took it.

[a-moron]

Lol

[dimtimjim]

Guess again

Ah yes, that makes more sense for Ducky... If you notice that ring is 13 years old, jus' how he likes 'em.

[MK Chris]

My Facebook account was hacked by someone in Vietnam. More irritating than anything as I have similar passwords for most things.

Do what I do:

Bums are for exit only in my book. (yes, I'm one of those rare Males who is not obsessed with botty-sex - I'm ok with it for comedy effect amongst the boys, but in reality t'other ones nicer).

I also don't like the idea of anal at all.

[neilt0]

The Donny Osmond version is better.

You'd prefer him to pull back your curtains?

[a-moron]

Bums are for exit only in my book. (yes, I'm one of those rare Males who is not obsessed with botty-sex - I'm ok with it for comedy effect amongst the boys, but in reality t'other ones nicer).

I also don't like the idea of anal at all.

It's super. And the lady will also enjoy it if done correctly.

The Donny Osmond version is better.

You'd prefer him to pull back your curtains?

Yes. Just so I could see for certain what I thought I knew.

[Nicola_Red]

Bums are for exit only in my book. (yes, I'm one of those rare Males who is not obsessed with botty-sex - I'm ok with it for comedy effect amongst the boys, but in reality t'other ones nicer).

I also don't like the idea of anal at all.

It's super. And the lady may also enjoy it if done correctly.

I concur.

[dimtimjim]

And you try to blame your funny walk on leg problems! Given it away now!!