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By dimtimjim
#488379
Ah, glad I'd already eaten lunch...

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By Misfit
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The amount of work uni has dumped on us, seemingly without any of the lecturers talking to each other. We mentioned to one of our lecturers that we had it all due in on the same day and he was amazed. We have about 60 students on our course, and about 6 studios to go around us all. its ludicrous, my work is due in on wednesday and iv managed to get in the studio to mix for about 6 hours. this means i have to mix on headphones, which sounds sh*te, and worst of all, someone is playing bag pipes and i can hear them.
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By Yudster
#488398
Being able to hear bagpipes might be the only non-faecal thing that could have made Boboff's Shit Day worse.
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By dimtimjim
#488412
Yudster wrote:Being able to hear bagpipes


I too find the aforementioned 'instument' to be most painful. No offence to those North of the border (wee-jock-poo-pong-McPlop, for example), I jus' hate 'em.
By Misfit
#488417
I played marching snare in a tattoo in scotland once and despite fifty drummers playing, 30 bag pipes drowned us out. best excuse we've ever had to tw*t our snares stupidly loud
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By Yudster
#488424
Pipe and drum bands is the best argument I have ever heard for Scottish independence. Keep those atrocities WELL north of the border please.
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By a-moron
#488432
chrysostom wrote:Nae bother (as my nocturnal sex deviant friend would say).


Is this me or Foots?

Could work either way I suppose.

Yudster wrote:Pipe and drum bands is the best argument I have ever heard for Scottish independence. Keep those atrocities WELL north of the border please.


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Dae ya want tae play wi oor pipes?
Ye just press yer lips tae the wee broon blowpipe and gie ma chanter a tug.
Aye sure, yer face may puff oot like a fat lad running up a hill bit ye'll get wan hell ae a shrill cummin fae me ma wee bonnie lassie.
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By Yudster
#488433
Is that a picture of a bagpipe storage system?
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By a-moron
#488434
T'is indeed. Us Scot's like to keep our anonymity whilst someone blows spittle into our pooper.
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By Nicola_Red
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Oh God, me too. Why do people do that?
By Misfit
#488706
* who sit behind facebook and think they're a hilarious *, when in reality, they're a sad middle aged man who isnt very good at satire.
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By The Deadly
#488708
Misfit wrote:* who sit behind facebook and think they're a hilarious *, when in reality, they're a sad middle aged man who isnt very good at satire.


I resent the middle age part!
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By MK Chris
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I'm going all namby pamby on you - I implore you all to watch tonight's Panorama when it appears on iPlayer... a quite incredible story of bullying (and yes it's definitely bullying Deadly) by two of the wealthiest men in the country... well, British men anyway, tax exiles now (the Barclay brothers).

The programme is about their tax affairs (demanding £1 billion from HMRC through Littlewoods, one of their companies, even though they have been given a rebate of £400 million already and one of their other ventures, the profitable Ritz has never paid Corporation Tax since they bought it in the mid 90s).

It also focusses on their bullying of the people of Sark, whose residents they pretty much hold to ransom - they own the island next door, which is officially part of Sark. They donated generous sums money to projects (for example the building of a community venue) and then demanded it back once the money was spent on technicalities, sometimes dragging the ordinary residents through lengthy legal battles. They basically sue when they don't get their own way - even if that means the residents may lose their homes. They petition and sue when laws are passeds that don't suit them. Their right-hand man runs a newsletter on the island that defames their detractors. They got somebody to follow the BBC reporter round and spy on him. Dreadful people.

By the way, if you buy the Telegraph, you fund them, as they own it. It's a bit of a first for me - it's the first time I think I've ever agreed with Nadine Dorries on something.

It's very interesting - a real eye opener - please do watch.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01px74c
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By dimtimjim
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Topher wrote: I implore you all to watch tonight's


Will do Big-T. Get back t'ya later...
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